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Old 02-25-2017, 11:56 PM  
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Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.
State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.

Here's mine:

Male name: BRYON
Female name: PAMELA
Surname: BARLOW
Location: Winnebago County, Iowa
Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,500
Female occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $31,700
Your Main Hobby: Astrology
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing

I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though.
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Old 02-26-2017, 12:58 AM   #16
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Do you guys remember Wright Thompson's feature about Helmet Man, the Egyptian National who emigrated to the US, became a witness for the first WTC bombing, and was then eventually relocated to KC, where he became a Chiefs Superfan? Eventually, the FO found out his identity, and after other legal and financial dustups, they took away his season tickets.

Additional layer of irony: the two main guys he testified against were in Leavenworth and Springfield, and they plopped him down basically right between the two of them.
I don't remember them, but I also don't know what metal pickling is. You'll have a pretty quiet new life in northern Nebraska.

Male name: WILBURN
Female name: ELIZA
Surname: RISLEY
Location: Keya Paha County, Nebraska
Male occupation: Pump Operators, Except Wellhead Pumpers
Annual Salary: $49,900
Female occupation: Cleaning, Washing, and Metal Pickling Equipment Operators and Tenders
Annual Salary: $20,700
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Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skimboarding
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:43 AM   #17
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:48 AM   #18
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:48 AM   #19
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:00 AM   #20
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You get an alliterative name and a new home in the heartland, along with a nimble wife.


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Male occupation:Meeting, Convention, and Event Planners
Annual Salary:$44,200
Female occupation:Media and Communication Equipment Workers, All Other
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My salary compared to hers, though.
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:00 AM   #21
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I don't remember them, but I also don't know what metal pickling is. You'll have a pretty quiet new life in northern Nebraska.

Male name:WILBURN
Female name:ELIZA
Surname:RISLEY
Location:Keya Paha County, Nebraska
Male occupation:Pump Operators, Except Wellhead Pumpers
Annual Salary:$49,900
Female occupation:Cleaning, Washing, and Metal Pickling Equipment Operators and Tenders
Annual Salary:$20,700
Your Main Hobby:Philately
Your Spouse's Main Hobby:Skimboarding
What in the hell is his hobby?

That sounds sexual.

Like he's blowing dudes.
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Old 02-26-2017, 06:16 AM   #22
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Old 02-26-2017, 07:41 AM   #24
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I hope witness protection makes you my neighbor. I don't want to travel far to hunt you down.
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:10 AM   #29
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https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/so-yo...beth-greenwood
Wonder how you would go about faking someone else's death ? Asking for a friend.
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