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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
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What does your breath and ryan succop after a touchdown have in common?
They are both kickin' DAMN and knock the butter off your teeth while your at it
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#62 |
Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
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Tell him he smells like the business end of a Rosie O'Donnell strap on
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#63 |
You Sweetie!
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Supporter
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"I'm bored. Let's go brush your teeth" works every time.
I heard someone say that and have used it on a co-worker ever since. He gets the hint and immediately grabs his pack of gum.
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special teams
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mesa AZ
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if you hurt his feelings, tell him a long hot shower will make him feel better
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#66 |
Starter
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: The Hat
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Say, "You have a hygiene problem."
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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If it was me, I would want to know, and then I would quit my job, sell my house, move, and never contact anyone from my old life again. So maybe I wouldn't want to know.
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#68 |
Permitted
Join Date: Jul 2011
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You see, unlike a photon, the smell from your mouth is not light.
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#69 |
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Join Date: Feb 2011
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The worst is when someone smells so bad like BO but you can't say anything.
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Badass!
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#71 |
A certain set of skills
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A buddy of mine just told me I have bad breath and terrible body odor I'm offended.
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#72 |
Kindness in words...
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#73 |
SuperBowl or bust
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I'd just buy a few of those travel sized toothpaste and tiny bars of soap and put one on his desk each week.
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#74 |
I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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Play this before telling him. NSFW |
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Debunking your bullshit
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