Staying up late to preorder a switch 2 because I'm a ****ing idiot mock

[BryanBusby]

Gots to have Mario Kart.

2) Luther Burden III WR
Chiefs trade 31 to the Giants for 34 and a 4th round pick. Giants slide up just right past the Browns, while bypassing the Eagles, to choose the QB they want. The Chiefs move back a little and really lose out on nothing from their board. I know somebody will cluck about losing the option year but I think people tend to make too big of a deal out of it.

Burden has just started to scratch his potential as a receiver and a coach like Andy Reid and a real QB should unlock it.

2) Xavier Watts S

Bryan Cook was up/down all season coming back from his injury in 2023 and is coming into the last year of his contract. I think Veach will reload the stable at some point and with 4 picks over the next 2 rounds, he can afford to go luxury here.

Watts should get some playing time early on and can hopefully contribute in the turnover margin right away.

3) Omarr Norman-Lott DL

Like the potential here. I'm sold on this project.

3) Charles Grant OT

Good measurables and technique. Will need time to adjust to the NFL after playing at a lower level school but the intangibles are there. (This is where you do your morning after pill shopping, folks. Not round 1.)

4) Jared Ivey DE

I'm also sold on Ivey as a Spags project.

4) Bhayshul Tuten RB

Runs like Billay slid a carrot in his ass and has a way of finding the endzone. Perfect prospect to round off the depth chart.

7) Maxen Hook S
Whatever.

7) Xavier Truss OT
Who gives a shit.

7) Jack Kiser LB
Eat Arby's.