I'm on a mission to shit

Hammock Parties · 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.

05-19-2014, 11:46 AM	Topic Starter
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2760478	I'm on a mission to shit Five days ago I had surgery. On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before. On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation. On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans. On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia. It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago. I'm on a mission. To shit. Please, God. Let me shit.
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