**** TLO's Guide to Chiefs Training Camp in St Joe ****

[TLO]

Hello www.chiefsplanet.com friends!

If you're planning to come to St. Joe for training camp, and make the unwise decision to spend any time in this town outside of the confines of Missouri Western State University- let me be your tour guide on this magical adventure.

First of all, we don't have a ton of local restaurants I would call "must visit". Go to Hoof and Horn if you want a decent steak. Frederick Inn isn't a bad place to eat either. We have like 14 Mcdonald's, so that's something. We have a ton of other fast food places and chain restaurants.

Need some supplies? AVOID the Walmart on South Belt. Take the extra few minutes to go to North Belt Walmart or better yet, Target. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU GO TO SOUTH BELT WALMART.

This is pretty much true of the entire city though. Anything south of 36 Highway is kind of a no go zone. Until you get down by Menards at least. Just go North from Missouri Western and thank me later.

If you decide to venture West, stop before you hit Elwood. You have to go across a big ass bridge to get there, so drive your car into the Missouri River if you have to. Your experience crashing into the river will be just as enjoyable and likely smell better than Elwood.

If anyone has any questions about St. Joe, I'm sure I, or another of my St. Joe brethren can answer for you!

[cmh6476]

There's a distillery that recently opened:

https://www.facebook.com/p/Parkway-D...1550470824903/

[Kiimo]

Be sure to watch Worthy drop a pass and declare him a bust as is the tradition

[cmh6476]

mom, apple pie and southside pride

[cmh6476]

and how do you get to hoof and horn without going south of 36 hwy? :|

[TLO]

Originally Posted by cmh6476

and how do you get to hoof and horn without going south of 36 hwy? :|

True. I guess this can be the suggestion to the rule.

[saphojunkie]

Isn't there an Il Lazzerone in St. Joe?

[cmh6476]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Isn't there an Il Lazzerone in St. Joe?

yes, I'd also recommend Adam's Bar & Grill. That bar is packed at 7 am after 3rd shift gets off work, over the noon hour and into the dinner service. Great food and service.

Also, South of 36 Hwy :|

Los Compadres is a great little mexican joint not far from camp as well.

[ptlyon]

I'll drive to KC before I step foot in a Walmart

[Kiimo]

They have a belt


you can cruise it

[lawrenceRaider]

I haven't been to St Joe since the late 90's. Mostly to hang out with friends at a friends gaming shop down on South Belt Hwy.

I have some fond memories of hanging out in St Joe.

[lawrenceRaider]

Just looked on Google Maps and it appears the building where our friends gaming shop was at is gone.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by lawrenceRaider

Just looked on Google Maps and it appears the building where our friends gaming shop was at is gone.

What was the name of it?

[TLO]

Originally Posted by cmh6476

yes, I'd also recommend Adam's Bar & Grill. That bar is packed at 7 am after 3rd shift gets off work, over the noon hour and into the dinner service. Great food and service.

Also, South of 36 Hwy :|

Los Compadres is a great little mexican joint not far from camp as well.

You a south end guy?

[BWillie]

I am most concerned about the dorms and the mattresses given to these players. How good are they? Hopefully Temperpedic or some shit. Patrick Mahomes sleeping on a twin mattress in a cinder block room playing NCAA Football 2k25. I just want a picture of that lol