For those with some free time

Coach · 09-08-2004, 08:22 PM

15 things you can do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the them from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!!"

09-08-2004, 08:28 PM

Somebody has been following me around stores again....

I've done all the above except 3, 5, 10, and 14.

And then some....

My wife used to ask me to go shopping with her. No longer am I extended an invitation.

09-08-2004, 08:22 PM	Topic Starter
Coach Champs! Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $3808476	For those with some free time 15 things you can do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the them from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!!"
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09-08-2004, 08:28 PM	#2
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Somebody has been following me around stores again.... I've done all the above except 3, 5, 10, and 14. And then some.... My wife used to ask me to go shopping with her. No longer am I extended an invitation.
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