I NEED HELP!!! ARRGHHH!

Jenny Gump · 09-08-2004, 06:27 PM

I was in a home improvement mood today when I went to Lowes. I purchased, among other things, a new doorbell button. My previous doorbell button had actually fallen out, but you could still push the springs and the thing would ring.

Well, when I unscrewed the old button unit, I carefully took note that there were four wires, red, black, green, and yellow, however, only the black and red wires were hooked to the old unit. One on each side.

So, when I installed the new unit, of course it doesn't work.

Now I am wondering what I did wrong. Any ideas?

**Skip Towne** · 09-08-2004, 06:32 PM

The problem , no doubt, is related to the fact that you are a woman. Women can't fix things. Touch the wires together in different combinations until the bell rings. Then attach those wires to the new doorbell. I'm sensing a Kodak moment.

Jenny Gump · 09-08-2004, 06:36 PM

You know what? Screw you. My car also broke down in the middle of 5:00 traffic on a busy street today. My brake caliper bolt broke, and my car "locked up". I have had a crappy, crappy, day. The only thing you have to worry about is who is going to pull up your TED hose (medical types will appreciate that one). I am a brave independent woman who isn't afraid to take on the world!

(realizing I truly need a man around occasionally, I am shutting up now)

Jenny Gump · 09-08-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

You know what? Screw you. My car also broke down in the middle of 5:00 traffic on a busy street today. My brake caliper bolt broke, and my car "locked up". I have had a crappy, crappy, day. The only thing you have to worry about is who is going to pull up your TED hose (medical types will appreciate that one). I am a brave independent woman who isn't afraid to take on the world!

(realizing I truly need a man around occasionally, I am shutting up now)

Oh, and I should clarify, this is aimed at Skip for his sexist remark.

**Skip Towne** · 09-08-2004, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Oh, and I should clarify, this is aimed at Skip for his sexist remark.

Who me?

Why don't you leave the doorbell alone? I'll just knock.

stevieray · 09-08-2004, 07:03 PM

If you'd like, we could find a volunteer to stand outside your door and chime when someone approaches.

I bet Skip will do it.

4th and Long · 09-08-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

The only thing you have to worry about is who is going to pull up your TED hose (medical types will appreciate that one).

Appreciated.

Jenson71 · 09-08-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

You know what? Screw you. My car also broke down in the middle of 5:00 traffic on a busy street today. My brake caliper bolt broke, and my car "locked up". I have had a crappy, crappy, day. The only thing you have to worry about is who is going to pull up your TED hose (medical types will appreciate that one). I am a brave independent woman who isn't afraid to take on the world!

(realizing I truly need a man around occasionally, I am shutting up now)

I can fix doorbells.

**Skip Towne** · 09-08-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

I can fix doorbells.

You would more than likely burn the house down. Stick to de-tassling.

09-08-2004, 06:33 PM

Forget which wires you think were hooked up to the old doorbell.

Take each wire from the 4 and touch the bare portion to every other wire.

When the doorbell starts chiming, you've found your 2 wires. Ignore the other two. Hook it up to your new doorbell and test it. A doorbell is an open circuit. When you push the button, you're closing the circuit.

Easiest thing in the world.

KC Jones · 09-08-2004, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Forget which wires you think were hooked up to the old doorbell.

Take each wire from the 4 and touch the bare portion to every other wire.

When the doorbell starts chiming, you've found your 2 wires. Ignore the other two. Hook it up to your new doorbell and test it. A doorbell is an open circuit. When you push the button, you're closing the circuit.

Easiest thing in the world.

As a backup plan if you get nothing from the wires buy a battery powered wireless doorbell.

Jenny Gump · 09-08-2004, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Take each wire from the 4 and touch the bare portion to every other wire.

When the doorbell starts chiming, you've found your 2 wires. Ignore the other two. Hook it up to your new doorbell and test it. A doorbell is an open circuit. When you push the button, you're closing the circuit.

Easiest thing in the world.

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

1. How many wires come out of the house itself?
2. What do the instructions for the new button say each wire on it corresponds to?

I'm guessing that, if you have four wires on the new button, it probably lights up

Well...none of the wires make the damn thing chime now. So who knows. Another project gone awry. Doesn't surprise me at all.

I also recaulked my bathroom shower unit today. That's another story in itself.

I am going to go shoot myself now.

**Skip Towne** · 09-08-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Well...none of the wires make the damn thing chime now. So who knows. Another project gone awry. Doesn't surprise me at all.

I also recaulked my bathroom shower unit today. That's another story in itself.

I am going to go shoot myself now.

You'll prolly screw that up too.

**Baby Lee** · 09-08-2004, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Well...none of the wires make the damn thing chime now. . .
I am going to go shoot myself now.

First off, don't shoot yourself.

Second off, if no combo makes it ring, before you throw everything in the trash, first make sure you didn't touch the wires together when disassembling the old button, and blew the fuse.

09-08-2004, 06:27 PM	Topic Starter
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	I NEED HELP!!! ARRGHHH! I was in a home improvement mood today when I went to Lowes. I purchased, among other things, a new doorbell button. My previous doorbell button had actually fallen out, but you could still push the springs and the thing would ring. Well, when I unscrewed the old button unit, I carefully took note that there were four wires, red, black, green, and yellow, however, only the black and red wires were hooked to the old unit. One on each side. So, when I installed the new unit, of course it doesn't work. Now I am wondering what I did wrong. Any ideas?
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09-08-2004, 06:32 PM	#2
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	The problem , no doubt, is related to the fact that you are a woman. Women can't fix things. Touch the wires together in different combinations until the bell rings. Then attach those wires to the new doorbell. I'm sensing a Kodak moment.
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09-08-2004, 06:36 PM	#3
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	You know what? Screw you. My car also broke down in the middle of 5:00 traffic on a busy street today. My brake caliper bolt broke, and my car "locked up". I have had a crappy, crappy, day. The only thing you have to worry about is who is going to pull up your TED hose (medical types will appreciate that one). I am a brave independent woman who isn't afraid to take on the world! (realizing I truly need a man around occasionally, I am shutting up now) __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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09-08-2004, 07:03 PM	#7
stevieray Most things I worry about… Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $-1054727	If you'd like, we could find a volunteer to stand outside your door and chime when someone approaches. I bet Skip will do it.
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09-08-2004, 06:33 PM	#11
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Forget which wires you think were hooked up to the old doorbell. Take each wire from the 4 and touch the bare portion to every other wire. When the doorbell starts chiming, you've found your 2 wires. Ignore the other two. Hook it up to your new doorbell and test it. A doorbell is an open circuit. When you push the button, you're closing the circuit. Easiest thing in the world.
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