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Old 09-03-2004, 07:20 PM   Topic Starter
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What's your worst "oh shit" moment...
Failing to show up for an interview? Over sleeping on your wedding day?

What's your worst or most embarassing "oh shit" brainfart?
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:22 PM   #2
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having mom walk in on one of my "special" private moments...
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:23 PM   #3
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:25 PM   #4
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:27 PM   #5
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Amen brother.
I'm sure we'll get Kyle, Phil and Russ to chime in on this one.
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:38 PM   #6
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About 10 years ago, I had a 160 acre farm and I raised 300 Angora goats. I also had a greenhouse where I raised hydroponic tomatoes (among other things). One day, after working in the greenhouse for an hour, I came out to go to the house and saw it emerged in flames. Lost everything. A truly "Oh, Shit" moment.
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:39 PM   #7
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About 10 years ago, I had a 160 acre farm and I raised 300 Angora goats. I also had a greenhouse where I raised hydroponic tomatoes (among other things). One day, after working in the greenhouse for an hour, I came out to go to the house and saw it engulfed in flames. Lost everything. A truly "Oh, Shit" moment.
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:24 PM   #8
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having mom walk in on one of my "special" private moments...
Oh Gary! You told me you were combing your hair!

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Old 09-03-2004, 07:59 PM   #9
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having mom walk in on one of my "special" private moments...
I can top that…

Back when I was still in college and home for the summer me and a bunch of buddies got shit-faced and decided to shave our heads.

After about 3 more quarts of Yuengling I got dropped off and decide to lie on the couch and watch the booby channel for a little while. One thing lead to another and next thing ya know I’m in bed with Rosie and her five sisters.
Apparently I passed out before I finished.

Next thing I known its 5:00am and I’m waking up to my mom throwing sneakers at me yelling “wake up and go to bed!” and “what the hell did you do to your head”.

I was passed out on the couch spread eagle with a soft-core porn playing on the TV, a shaved head, my shorts and underwear around my ankles and pecker in my hand.

It was never brought up again.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:03 PM   #10
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I can top that…

Back when I was still in college and home for the summer me and a bunch of buddies got shit-faced and decided to shave our heads.

After about 3 more quarts of Yuengling I got dropped off and decide to lie on the couch and watch the booby channel for a little while. One thing lead to another and next thing ya know I’m in bed with Rosie and her five sisters.
Apparently I passed out before I finished.

Next thing I known its 5:00am and I’m waking up to my mom throwing sneakers at me yelling “wake up and go to bed!” and “what the hell did you do to your head”.

I was passed out on the couch spread eagle with a soft-core porn playing on the TV, a shaved head, my shorts and underwear around my ankles and pecker in my hand.

It was never brought up again.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:08 PM   #11
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I dated one girl all through HS. She came over one night when my parents were away... and sometime during the festivities, I tucked her panties into my pillow case.

The next day, my little brother gathered up all the pillows in the house. He was playing with his ninja turtles, and the pillows were mountains. When he was done, the pillows didn't get put back on the right beds. (I'm sure you can see where I'm goin' with this)

My mom was a rather large woman. When she found a pair of tiny teal blue french-cut panties in my dad's pillow case, she was rather upset. She litterally screamed my name... and I came running in, wondering what was going on. There she was in tears.. and she says, "Please tell me you know where these came from." She was totally conviced my dad had cheated. I blurted out.. "Yeah, mom. They're Shelley's."

I lived at the gf's house for 3 weeks afer that. To this day, she doesn't believe it didn't happen in her bed.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:17 PM   #12
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Car accidents are fun.

One time I woke up as I drove my car into the rear-end of another.

Then there was the time I found out I had a bad front-right tire in the rain. I had plenty of room in my OWN lane but I hydroplaned into the lane next to me and rear-ended another guy.
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:28 PM   #13
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Then there was the time I found out I had a bad front-right tire in the rain. I had plenty of room in my OWN lane but I hydroplaned into the lane next to me and rear-ended another guy.


Reminds me... driving with a friend to Pennsylvania on Memorial Day weekend... driving in the single worst downpour I had ever encountered while behind the wheel just outside of St. Loser.... about midnight/1am... The rain starts to let up as we're entering the city, and in one instant I see a pool of standing water just ahead, and in the next instant the car in front of me slams on his breaks... losing control, and hits the barrier to my left.... That's not the "Oh shit!" moment... he then comes back across the 3 lanes, nearly taking me out with him. I clearly remember the choice word being "F!!!".

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This is a minor "Oh shit!" for me, but this one guy had like 10 of them... coming home from Maryville one day... in the left lane of the 2 lane highway... with a few cars in front of me, and a few to the side of me... all of a sudden, I notice the SUV a few cars up change lanes real fast.... then the next one swerved over, then the one in front of me. Obviously, going 70 mph, it all happens within a second, so I've barely slowed down by the time I see a huge spare tire in the middle of my lane. The car in front of me had cutoff someone to the side of me, so the only place to go was shoulder/grass to the left.

As I was making back onto the road, the car that had originally been in front of me was heading back into the left lane... I was ready for it, and hit the breaks.... I was fine, but while he was in between lanes, he looks over his shoulder, sees me, and proceeds to turn his wheel 90 degrees to the right. I could see why he would be freaking out, but when you're going 60 mph, it's not wise to do that. He ends up hitting another car and causing a 3 or 4 car wreck.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:22 PM   #14
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Coast HWY 1 on a crotch rocket somewhere north of San Fran and South of fort bragg. I was whipping around cars on a very twisty stretch of black top. Well I hit a very low speed switchback at a speed that was just not possible for the curve. Needless to say I wadded up my bike and I physically bounced off of a tree. Luckily my ass slid along the ground long enough to scrub off the physical speed of said ass and the impact of the tree was just enough to make me awfully sore for about a month.

It took a couple of the folks I had recently passed to help me get my bike back up to the road. I had to ride all the way back to San Fran with a bent up bike. To top it off on the way back I got a freaking speeding ticket in the little town of Ukiah.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:33 PM   #15
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Coast HWY 1 on a crotch rocket somewhere north of San Fran and South of fort bragg. I was whipping around cars on a very twisty stretch of black top. Well I hit a very low speed switchback at a speed that was just not possible for the curve. Needless to say I wadded up my bike and I physically bounced off of a tree. Luckily my ass slid along the ground long enough to scrub off the physical speed of said ass and the impact of the tree was just enough to make me awfully sore for about a month.

It took a couple of the folks I had recently passed to help me get my bike back up to the road. I had to ride all the way back to San Fran with a bent up bike. To top it off on the way back I got a freaking speeding ticket in the little town of Ukiah.
I don't ride bikes but a buddy of mine once told me "You ride them awhile, then they ride you awhile". Almost everyone who rides bikes will testify to this.
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