I just bought 2 Avocados on Amazon Prime

[BWillie]

Free shipping. Be here tomorrow by 11am. Cheaper than Hy-Vee and I don’t have to go to the store every 3 days now to get them. Apparently you can buy Blueberries, strawberries and all sorts of perishable shit. You used to have to pay an extra $9.99 or something for Whole Foods to do it. Was free for me.

Bezos you crazy bald bastard. You finally did it.

[Bump]

ya I've used their grocery before

it's okay but prefer Costco or a grocery store. They put like 10 bags of my groceries once on my neighbor's porch which was kind of awkward

[ptlyon]

The only way that would be awkward is if the "grocery" bananas were dildos

[Why Not?]

Were they from Mexico?

[Jewish Rabbi]

This is better news than scho order his hookers online

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

This is better news than scho order his hookers online

But is it, though? The world might be a better place if all the loners and dudes too afraid to talk to women could access safe and reliable Amazon hooker delivery. I bet mass shootings and all the incidents where you think “man if only that dude had gotten laid once in a while, he probably wouldn’t be as much of a high strung loser” would drop somewhat. I think we should advocate for this plan *

*- for the record, I am not talking about Scho in the above.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

But is it, though? The world might be a better place if all the loners and dudes too afraid to talk to women could access safe and reliable Amazon hooker delivery. I bet mass shootings and all the incidents where you think “man if only that dude had gotten laid once in a while, he probably wouldn’t be as much of a high strung loser” would drop somewhat. I think we should advocate for this plan *

*- for the record, I am not talking about Scho in the above.

Do you call it Whoredash? Boober? FedXXX? InstaTart?

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Do you call it Whoredash? Boober? FedXXX? InstaTart?

Some high class hot looking chicks need to do this service but for groceries.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Do you call it Whoredash? Boober? FedXXX? InstaTart?

Whoredash

Amazon RedLight?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Whoredash

Amazon RedLight?

United Pussy Service

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Whoredash

How the hell have I never thought of that?

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

But is it, though? The world might be a better place if all the loners and dudes too afraid to talk to women could access safe and reliable Amazon hooker delivery. I bet mass shootings and all the incidents where you think “man if only that dude had gotten laid once in a while, he probably wouldn’t be as much of a high strung loser” would drop somewhat. I think we should advocate for this plan *

*- for the record, I am not talking about Scho in the above.

This hits upon another issue, society’s withdrawal from itself. This minimization of contact with our fellow man is not healthy. And yes, a lot of those mass shooters are indeed loners who are socially withdrawn.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Raiderhater

This hits upon another issue, society’s withdrawal from itself. This minimization of contact with our fellow man is not healthy. And yes, a lot of those mass shooters are indeed loners who are socially withdrawn.

Originally Posted by Raiderhater

I cannot wrap my mind around the idea of someone else picking out my produce for me. Or steaks. Or bread. Or really anything, but especially anything where ripeness level/freshness/dates are most important.

We live in a lazy ass society.

I eat an avocado every weekday for breakfast. They go bad fast so I really never want to have more than 2 or 3 at one time.

Why would I want to go to the store that often and then check myself out at the self check? Most of the times Im forced to do that because the line.

This service is interesting because it kinda allows you to not have to worry about your produce going bad. So many times Ive wanted to buy more produce or produce that day for an upcoming meal but didnt because I knew it would go bad before then.

If I would have picked out my own avocados maybe I wouldn't have shot all those kids in the face.

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by BWillie

I eat an avocado every weekday for breakfast. They go bad fast so I really never want to have more than 2 or 3 at one time.

Why would I want to go to the store that often and then check myself out at the self check? Most of the times Im forced to do that because the line.

This service is interesting because it kinda allows you to not have to worry about your produce going bad. So many times Ive wanted to buy more produce or produce that day for an upcoming meal but didnt because I knew it would go bad before then.

If I would have picked out my own avocados maybe I wouldn't have shot all those kids in the face.

Unless they are trying to get rid of the oldest and ripest produce they have. What if it is already at the peak of its ripeness at the time they select it? By the time you get and go to eat it, it could already be turning. And then you get to tomorrow’s avocado and it may not be all that enjoyable.

It’s not a certainty that it plays out that way, but it is a possibility.

[Chief Pagan]

Originally Posted by BWillie

I eat an avocado every weekday for breakfast. They go bad fast so I really never want to have more than 2 or 3 at one time.

Why would I want to go to the store that often and then check myself out at the self check? Most of the times Im forced to do that because the line.

This service is interesting because it kinda allows you to not have to worry about your produce going bad. So many times Ive wanted to buy more produce or produce that day for an upcoming meal but didnt because I knew it would go bad before then.

If I would have picked out my own avocados maybe I wouldn't have shot all those kids in the face.

Once they are ripe, you can put them in the refrigerator and they will last quite a while without changing much.