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Chief Boot Knocker
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Help me become a country person
Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.
Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry. Last edited by Paniero; 01-12-2020 at 06:39 PM.. |
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www.nfl-forecast.com
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One does not simply become a country person.
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This is the way
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depends...where in Texas does OP live?
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In Search of a Life
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You seem nice
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Catch AIDS, **** sheep, gather semen.
Ask Hog Farmer because I could be missing something. |
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Fish are scared of me
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I'll send you a care package and you can initiate yourself to countrydom.
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Chief Boot Knocker
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Thanks. It may be too late for me, but my children will be raised decent people. I don't think I'm too keen on hunting, as I like animals a lot and would rather hunt terrorist or poachers or criminals (which I do as a a job).
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Fish are scared of me
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well, if you can shoot any of the above mentioned in the country (outside city limits) that would be a good first step. Have you purchased a cowboy hat and boots ?
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No bib overalls. And no more using belts, cut a piece of rope and you're good.
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Ill bet you do need serious help not being a total prick 24/7. Good luck. |
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Welp..looks like you will be doing shots of hog cum to get you started off right
Hog Farmer will hook you up good I'm sure |
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You Sweetie!
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oh cool, yes - Sept 2005 - very nice - you're already gifted.
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