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Pessimistically optimistic.
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THIS appears on your kitchen floor. What do you do?
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Have sex with it.
/thread
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I'm with the banned.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Stomp that thing so hard, it ends up in the basement.
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GBM 8-12-15
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Lick its ass /billay
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BOOM!1!
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Your kitchen looks outside.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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MVP
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MVP
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Mod Team
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How about a NSWE in the thread title!!!
Not Safe While Eating!!! |
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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What the **** is that?
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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Kill it with fire
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Supporter
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Camel spiders FTW!
I have actually caught a few of those here in SW Kansas. My HS biology teacher said it was a fire ant, but after that BS email string a few years ago about troops in Afganistan killing these things I figured out what they realy were. They are a LOT smaller out here, though. |
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Ain't no relax!
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Invite him in. Offer up some fresh crickets. Maybe a cup of tea. Probably chai.
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