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Help! A Rabbit Ate My Possum!
So my prick of a neighbor recently received a gay ass looking white rabbit as a gift. Well the son of a bitch has big sharp teeth, and he can jump.... And now i have to look at all the bones of my poor pet possum (who i named Pestilence because she was extremely lazy, ugly and she smelled like shit 99% of the time).
Any ideas on how I can kill this damn rabbit? I've tried a frontal attack, but i was forced to run away after it killed several of my buddies by biting their heads off. (I was warned but i didn't listen... Who knew it was such a killer). |
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Conduit bender....but watch out if it is wearing a hoodie.
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Touch it.
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One.... two.... FIVE! |
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Did you hear what I said?
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^This. Consider yourself lucky, opossums are ****ing nasty, basically a giant sewer rat.
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Just knock it's teeth out.
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