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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Unemployment
Ends tomorrow
I am now a pizza delivery bitch... Any pointers? (too bad Hootie's banned) Not a bad gig while going to school, amirite? |
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Got swag?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Madison, MS
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Pointers for pizza delivery?
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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always accept an invitation to come inside if a hot chick offers.
I did the delivery gig for about 8 months while waiting to go off to bootcamp. I loved that job. On your own. Tips. Listen to CDs all night etc. I would always put my tips in a drawer after work; and shit, after about 2 weeks there was a wad of money in there. |
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sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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How are you with directions?
Post pics of hot chicks that seduce you for free pizza. |
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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
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Banned
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DIAPB burns
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#7 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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always get free pizza for your friends
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When a nightmare becomes real
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Keep a notepad in your car to write down the addresses of poor tippers.
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Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Don't eat the customers pizza, don't run into other cars with your car on the way to deliver pizza and don't reach down and scratch your balls, after the customer answers the door, at least until you have your tip in hand.
Hope that helps?
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You will get to see women who will try to seduce you instead of paying in cash.
Pizza guys get them all the time, except that these women usually look like this ![]() |
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Peter Parker/Spiderman was a pizza delivery dude fwiw. Never got why a guy with super human powers was a pizza delivery boy, but to each his own I guess.
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