Life Alcohol Delivery Service.

Ceej · 05-29-2011, 10:05 PM

As far as I know there are absolutely none of these in existence. Is there a reason why? I mean, how often have you guys ran out of alcohol and being the responsible individuals you all are decided not to go to the liquor store for more beer? An idea like this could be revolutionary. Although, I'm sure this concept has been thoroughly researched -- is there legal parameters I'm not familiar with?

4th and Long · 05-29-2011, 10:05 PM

Bring me a beer, bitch.

Discuss Thrower · 05-29-2011, 10:06 PM

Alco-Haul opened up in Springfield in eye March or April

milkman · 05-29-2011, 10:07 PM

I would think the problem would be there are far more dumbass drinkers than responsible ones, so the service would be hard pressed to make a profit.

Ceej · 05-29-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I would think the problem would be there are far more dumbass drinkers than responsible ones, so the service would be hard pressed to make a profit.

That's a valid point. I'm assuming these exist, however I've still not seen one. I guess another issue may be robberies -- as silly as that sounds.

Deberg_1990 · 05-29-2011, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I would think the problem would be there are far more dumbass drinkers than responsible ones, so the service would be hard pressed to make a profit.

This....

Alcohol by its nature makes people irresponsible.

Ceej · 05-29-2011, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

This....

Alcohol by its nature makes people irresponsible.

While that is potentially true I would assume most of these alcohol delivery stores double as an actual liquore store.

**noa** · 05-29-2011, 10:09 PM

I've had booze delivered before. But you had to order a certain amount. It was a liquor store in D.C. I think we ordered three bottles, one vodka, one whiskey, and one gin, and they delivered it a few hours later.

Ceej · 05-29-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by noa

I've had booze delivered before. But you had to order a certain amount. It was a liquor store in D.C. I think we ordered three bottles, one vodka, one whiskey, and one gin, and they delivered it a few hours later.

A few hours later?? **** that noise. It's all about customer service. I can't wait a few hours to take that shot, or have that drink that puts me over the edge.

4th and Long · 05-29-2011, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

A few hours later?? **** that noise. It's all about customer service. I can't wait a few hours to take that shot, or have that drink that puts me over the edge.

20 minutes or less or the hooch is free!

Ceej · 05-29-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

20 minutes or less or the hooch is free!

Preach it. Oh, and I will be delivering your case of Schlitz .....in a couple of hours.

4th and Long · 05-29-2011, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

Preach it. Oh, and I will be delivering your case of Schlitz .....in a couple of hours.

Great! I will be waiting here to pay you, with a ball peen hammer, right between the eyes

threebag · 05-29-2011, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

20 minutes or less or the cooch is free!

**Gadzooks** · 05-29-2011, 10:18 PM

We need delivery because gravity is a bitch sometimes, (repost but topical):

T-Town · 05-29-2011, 10:26 PM

The pizza place by my school delivers cases of beer until 4am... Pretty quick too, about 25 minutes or so

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