Chiefs So We Don't Have A Chance

philfree · 09-05-2008, 12:36 PM

Well I think there's always a chance even though it may be ever so slight. So I was sitting here thinking what I want to see out of our young players against the Patriots at Foxborough. I wanna see a fight and I want our 'Young Guns' to pick it. I want Dorsey to head slap the snot out of the first Patriot O lineman he goes up against. Slap him in the ear hole with all his force as if he were Tombstone Jackson. Then get in his face and say I hope you brought your lunch Bitch cause I'm gonna be here all day long. I wanna see the same from all our D linemen. I want some face mask grabbing and yankin' till Patriot helmets are off their heads. I wanna see DJ blitz and smash Brady to the ground even though the balls already been thrown. Bury his ass in the Foxborough turf. I want the same from Hali and Turk. Smash that S.O.B to the ground dog pile on and then twist his ankle. I wanna see Page and Pollard sandwich Moss and make blood flow from his nose. I don't care if the ball was thrown to Welker or it's a running play for that matter. Send that skinnny mo fo to the bench. Same goes for Welker. Screw that little prick. I want Alberts to grab a defender by his jersey pick him up and pancake his ass. I don't care if it's holding. Smash the P.O.S into the ground. I want our young corners to talk trash like it's never been talked before delivering hits even though they're a step late and the pass was incomplete. I wanna see Cox smash Jr Say I Still Don't Have A Ring right in the face with the crown of his helmet. Knock that old fuc to retirement where he belongs. I want to see all this early and often. Set the tone early and let these guys know that youth will be served. ****ing Patriots.

PhilFree

**bogey** · 09-05-2008, 12:42 PM

I'd like to see a TD too.

philfree · 09-05-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

I'd like to see a TD too.

Boy that was passionate.

PhilFree

**Bearcat** · 09-05-2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree

Boy that was passionate.

PhilFree

We WILL score a few field goals, WILL force them to punt at least once, and we WILL score a late touchdown around 2:55pm local time, which will be about an 2 and a half hours after the Chiefsplanet implosion!!! YAY!!!

And when it's all over, we won't lose again for 6 straight days!!

How was that?

StcChief · 09-05-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

I'd like to see a TD too.

yeah but we don't need any Arena ball... FGs will work /herm

ElGringo · 09-05-2008, 01:00 PM

I still like the way things look for this great young team. I agree 100% with the original post, and if we do that early and often we might stand a chance. But on the true upside, if we lose by any less than 100 points the reaction will be "Oh well, you were expected to get pounded by the Pats." Heaven forbid, if we could squeak something by and win this one, this young team would, and should, be coming home to a hero's welcome.

Pablo · 09-05-2008, 01:05 PM

Yeah..fuck yeah.

I'd like to see Albert, Dorsey, and Flowers all following Tom Brady home after the game in an Econoline van. I'd like to see them choke him out in his driveway and drag him into the back of that van. Then go to work on his pretty boy teeth with a pair of channel locks. Then they could tack finishing nails under all the fingernails on his throwing hand while smashing every bone in his forearm with a maul. Then they could take a hacksaw and saw off every other toe on both of his feet, so as to throw off his balance altogether.

After that, they could peel off his eyelids a lemon zester and drip battery acid into his ears until he lost all pertinent motor skills. fuck yeah.

GO CHIEFS!!!

Micjones · 09-05-2008, 01:19 PM

I just want to see attitude and pride.
Play like you belong in this league.
Stand up to New England.

bishop_74 · 09-05-2008, 01:22 PM

So your saying you want us to be the Raiders?

philfree · 09-05-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bishop_74

So your saying you want us to be the Raiders?

If that's the way you want to look at then sure for this one game I wanna see my young team be a little like the 'old' Raiders. One thing for sure is I don't want to watch us be all nice and sweet and get our asses handed to us in the process. I see so many fans being all "realistic" and laying down before the ball is even kicked. Makes me wanna puke.

PhilFree

Raiderhater58 · 09-05-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by philfree

If that's the way you want to look at then sure for this one game I wanna see my young team be a little like the 'old' Raiders. One thing for sure is I don't want to watch us be all nice and sweet and get our asses handed to us in the process. I see so many fans being all "realistic" and laying down before the ball is even kicked. Makes me wanna puke.

PhilFree

Yeah I hear that, I thought I was the only one around here that even remotely thinks a victory is possible

F**K Tom Brady
F**K Randy Moss
F**K Those stupid New England accents
F**K Aerosmith
F**K Cliff Claven
F**K Bill Belichick
F**K Video Cameras
F**K Boston Cream Pie
F**K Sam Adams
F**K THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

GO CHIEFS!!!!

**Buehler445** · 09-05-2008, 11:10 PM

Hey Phil, I posted this in the Homer Glasses Thread. I think it applies here too...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

You are right Mic, we have nothing to lose. Unfortunately, instead of firing these kids up and going out aggressively like we have nothing to lose, Herm will sit back in soft coverage, run draw plays and check downs because [Herm]You can't turn the ball over against a veteran team like this. They're veterans and they're good football players[/Herm].

So instead of blitzing the hell out their gimpy QB, getting physical with their receivers, taking shots down the field at their crappy secondary, we're gonna sit back and not give up the big play and not turn the ball over. Annnnnnnnd its gonna suck.
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**SAUTO** · 09-06-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhater58

Yeah I hear that, I thought I was the only one around here that even remotely thinks a victory is possible

F**K Tom Brady
F**K Randy Moss
F**K Those stupid New England accents
F**K Aerosmith
F**K Cliff Claven
F**K Bill Belichick
F**K Video Cameras
F**K Boston Cream Pie
F**K Sam Adams
F**K THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

GO CHIEFS!!!!

youre not the only one we're just the MAJOR minority

KCKID58 · 09-05-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree

Well I think there's always a chance even though it may be ever so slight. So I was sitting here thinking what I want to see out of our young players against the Patriots at Foxborough. I wanna see a fight and I want our 'Young Guns' to pick it. I want Dorsey to head slap the snot out of the first Patriot O lineman he goes up against. Slap him in the ear hole with all his force as if he were Tombstone Jackson. Then get in his face and say I hope you brought your lunch Bitch cause I'm gonna be here all day long. I wanna see the same from all our D linemen. I want some face mask grabbing and yankin' till Patriot helmets are off their heads. I wanna see DJ blitz and smash Brady to the ground even though the balls already been thrown. Bury his ass in the Foxborough turf. I want the same from Hali and Turk. Smash that S.O.B to the ground dog pile on and then twist his ankle. I wanna see Page and Pollard sandwich Moss and make blood flow from his nose. I don't care if the ball was thrown to Welker or it's a running play for that matter. Send that skinnny mo fo to the bench. Same goes for Welker. Screw that little prick. I want Alberts to grab a defender by his jersey pick him up and pancake his ass. I don't care if it's holding. Smash the P.O.S into the ground. I want our young corners to talk trash like it's never been talked before delivering hits even though they're a step late and the pass was incomplete. I wanna see Cox smash Jr Say I Still Don't Have A Ring right in the face with the crown of his helmet. Knock that old fuc to retirement where he belongs. I want to see all this early and often. Set the tone early and let these guys know that youth will be served. ****ing Patriots.

PhilFree

Yea me too !!!! But next time put some thought into it will ya..

Monty · 09-05-2008, 01:26 PM

Heh...just checked the "expert" picks from CBS Sportsline:

Clark Judge - CBSSports.com Senior writer - Chiefs
Peter Madden - CBSSports.com Managing Editor, Fantasy Sports - Chiefs
Dave Richard - CBSSports.com Senior Fantasy writer - Chiefs

http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/featur...s/expert/picks

Either these are typos or these guys are on to something!

Sadly, I think it's the former.

09-05-2008, 12:36 PM	Topic Starter
philfree Indian Twitter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Free Agency Casino cash: $-1963802	So We Don't Have A Chance Well I think there's always a chance even though it may be ever so slight. So I was sitting here thinking what I want to see out of our young players against the Patriots at Foxborough. I wanna see a fight and I want our 'Young Guns' to pick it. I want Dorsey to head slap the snot out of the first Patriot O lineman he goes up against. Slap him in the ear hole with all his force as if he were Tombstone Jackson. Then get in his face and say I hope you brought your lunch Bitch cause I'm gonna be here all day long. I wanna see the same from all our D linemen. I want some face mask grabbing and yankin' till Patriot helmets are off their heads. I wanna see DJ blitz and smash Brady to the ground even though the balls already been thrown. Bury his ass in the Foxborough turf. I want the same from Hali and Turk. Smash that S.O.B to the ground dog pile on and then twist his ankle. I wanna see Page and Pollard sandwich Moss and make blood flow from his nose. I don't care if the ball was thrown to Welker or it's a running play for that matter. Send that skinnny mo fo to the bench. Same goes for Welker. Screw that little prick. I want Alberts to grab a defender by his jersey pick him up and pancake his ass. I don't care if it's holding. Smash the P.O.S into the ground. I want our young corners to talk trash like it's never been talked before delivering hits even though they're a step late and the pass was incomplete. I wanna see Cox smash Jr Say I Still Don't Have A Ring right in the face with the crown of his helmet. Knock that old fuc to retirement where he belongs. I want to see all this early and often. Set the tone early and let these guys know that youth will be served. ****ing Patriots. PhilFree
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09-05-2008, 12:42 PM	#2
bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	I'd like to see a TD too.
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09-05-2008, 01:00 PM	#6
ElGringo Veteran Join Date: May 2008 Location: Shreveport, La Casino cash: $9975100	I still like the way things look for this great young team. I agree 100% with the original post, and if we do that early and often we might stand a chance. But on the true upside, if we lose by any less than 100 points the reaction will be "Oh well, you were expected to get pounded by the Pats." Heaven forbid, if we could squeak something by and win this one, this young team would, and should, be coming home to a hero's welcome.
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09-05-2008, 01:05 PM	#7
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1640644	Yeah..fuck yeah. I'd like to see Albert, Dorsey, and Flowers all following Tom Brady home after the game in an Econoline van. I'd like to see them choke him out in his driveway and drag him into the back of that van. Then go to work on his pretty boy teeth with a pair of channel locks. Then they could tack finishing nails under all the fingernails on his throwing hand while smashing every bone in his forearm with a maul. Then they could take a hacksaw and saw off every other toe on both of his feet, so as to throw off his balance altogether. After that, they could peel off his eyelids a lemon zester and drip battery acid into his ears until he lost all pertinent motor skills. fuck yeah. GO CHIEFS!!!
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09-05-2008, 01:19 PM	#8
Micjones Whose house? Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10005180	I just want to see attitude and pride. Play like you belong in this league. Stand up to New England.
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09-05-2008, 01:22 PM	#9
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8654993	So your saying you want us to be the Raiders?
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09-05-2008, 01:26 PM	#15
Monty Award Winning Tailgater Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-698430	Heh...just checked the "expert" picks from CBS Sportsline: Clark Judge - CBSSports.com Senior writer - Chiefs Peter Madden - CBSSports.com Managing Editor, Fantasy Sports - Chiefs Dave Richard - CBSSports.com Senior Fantasy writer - Chiefs http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/featur...s/expert/picks Either these are typos or these guys are on to something! Sadly, I think it's the former.
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