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My Black Friend, Alan
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Johnnie Morton has a new job... MMA?!
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Sexiest Athlete
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He'll be doing the worm in the ring in no time.
Only, it won't be of his own accord.... |
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He's going to look alot more asian after his fight.
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They let gays fight in MMA?
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Johnny morton will tap out faster then nick diaz.
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He just wants to wrangle him some man ass
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FAAAAAABULOUS!!!
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I don't know why anyone would want to do that.
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Maybe he gets to get his butt kicked.
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The idea of him in a MMA ring is laughable...
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Isn't Morton a blackbelt or something? He sure doesn't strike me as a tough guy.
After watching Lesner wrestle at Minn....I DO think he'd be tough as hell. If he's fighting a 7' guy it will be a joke....He'll take a shot, throw him to the ground, mount and beat the living piss out of him. |
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