I fucking HATE Golf !!!!....

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 07:45 PM

.. That's right. fuck you Golf. You piece of Shiot-sucking game. **** you again, I say.

And F8ck the goat sodomizing bastard Scotsman who invented the miserable game. If I see that (pinkie pulling) mother f@cker in heaven I'll beat his f@cking brains in. Course if he invented golf, that means he played golf and every golfer by definition is cheater and a liar therefore he's probably in hell... WHERE HE ****ING BELONGS!! for inventing this terminally f@cked, terminally frustrating, hypertension causing game.

**** HIM!!!!

Oh and to my golf clubs... **** YOU you dirty no good (pinkie pullers) See if I ever take you useless bastards anywhere nice again. You all deserve to be melted down and turned into fucking bicycle spokes. That's right!!! Do you hear me? fucking bicycle spokes!!!!! You bastards let me down today. You embarrassed me. Absolutely embarrassed me.

Don't look at me like that. You MF'ers did all that shiot on purpose and you ****ling know it!!! Especially you 5-Iron. Don't act like you didn't deserve that 75 foot helicopter ride down the cart path after you intentionally scuffed that tee shot on the par 3. You just sat there laughing as my ball skipped like a f@cking flat rock before it settled to the bottom of that lake. You're lucky I didn't throw you in front of a speeding semi-trailer. So F@CK YOU!!!!!

Don't look so upset 7-Iron. You have nothing to be ashamed of. You did your job. From 140 - 160 you were dead on. I want you to know I'm not taking this out on you. You still have a home.

As for you pitching wedge. Just what fucking good are you? You think it's funny? Huh? Do ya? You little SOB. Don't make me come over there and bash you into the ground again you useless hunk of fucking pot metal. Smacking balls over the green today. Just to p!ss me off. WTF did I ever do to you? I bought you. Put a f@cking roof over your head. Clean you religiously. Keep the dirt and grime off you. Give you a nice cover so you don't get hurt by the other clubs when bouncing around in the cart and cause a dent. This is how you repay my kindness? By blasting shots OVER the fucking green from 20, 30, 40, 15 yards away? Listen real close mother fucking pitching wedge. If you ever, ever pull a stunt like that again I will get the hacksaw out and slice you up like a Thanksgiving turkey. But I'll do it slow. Real fucking slow. And I'll video tape the whole mother fucking thing. Yep. And I'll show it to all the other clubs in the bag. Just to let them know I' will not tolerate this type of play.

DO YOU fuckING HEAR ME???????

I hope so because if this ever happens again, I will encase you mother fuckers in concrete and sink you to the bottom of the mother fucking ocean. The Feds will find Hoffa before they'll find you fuckers.

Is that clear?

**** this game. I'm going to bed.

|Zach| · 09-16-2004, 07:47 PM

Are you sure you aren't a member of the Blue Springs Country Club?

Want another Absolute and Cranberry?

**Bowser** · 09-16-2004, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZachKC

Are you sure you aren't a member of the Blue Springs Country Club?

Want another Absolute and Cranberry?

No Zach, gawddammit, you put their drinks on my bill when I tell you that's what I want!

Where's my beer??

|Zach| · 09-16-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

No Zach, gawddammit, you put their drinks on my bill when I tell you that's what I want!

Where's my beer??

Bur sir....

Just a moment...

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZachKC

Are you sure you aren't a member of the Blue Springs Country Club?

Want another Absolute and Cranberry?

Not unless they have a 5 Iron hanging from a tree on one of their holes..

|Zach| · 09-16-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Not unless they have a 5 Iron hanging from a tree on one of their holes..

I wouldn't put it past this group of people.

09-16-2004, 07:47 PM

I'm going to cut and paste this post Saturday afternoon after my first round in 6 months.

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 07:48 PM

Goddammit!!! ****. Shit.

**Bowser** · 09-16-2004, 07:50 PM

What was the question?

ROYC75 · 09-16-2004, 07:48 PM

So , do you want to play golf with us on Monday, Sept. 27 th ?

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

So , do you want to play golf with us on Monday, Sept. 27 th ?

I'm in like mother ****er.... wait'll you see my new 90 angle clubs...

ROYC75 · 09-16-2004, 07:49 PM

We could use a good laugh that day, Oh come on now, it's not that bad .

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 07:51 PM

Cleansing breath... (calm blue ocean.. calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...)

Hydrae · 09-16-2004, 07:51 PM

Great rant!

FloridaChief · 09-16-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Oh and to my golf clubs... **** YOU you dirty no good (pinkie pullers)

WTF kind of an insult is pinky-puller? Is it worse than being a Chorfs fan?

09-16-2004, 07:45 PM	Topic Starter
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $4050607	I fucking HATE Golf !!!!.... .. That's right. fuck you Golf. You piece of Shiot-sucking game. **** you again, I say. And F8ck the goat sodomizing bastard Scotsman who invented the miserable game. If I see that (pinkie pulling) mother f@cker in heaven I'll beat his f@cking brains in. Course if he invented golf, that means he played golf and every golfer by definition is cheater and a liar therefore he's probably in hell... WHERE HE **ING BELONGS!! for inventing this terminally f@cked, terminally frustrating, hypertension causing game. ** HIM!!!! Oh and to my golf clubs... YOU you dirty no good (pinkie pullers) See if I ever take you useless bastards anywhere nice again. You all deserve to be melted down and turned into fucking bicycle spokes. That's right!!! Do you hear me? fucking bicycle spokes!!!!! You bastards let me down today. You embarrassed me. Absolutely embarrassed me. Don't look at me like that. You MF'ers did all that shiot on purpose and you *ling know it!!! Especially you 5-Iron. Don't act like you didn't deserve that 75 foot helicopter ride down the cart path after you intentionally scuffed that tee shot on the par 3. You just sat there laughing as my ball skipped like a f@cking flat rock before it settled to the bottom of that lake. You're lucky I didn't throw you in front of a speeding semi-trailer. So F@CK YOU!!!!! Don't look so upset 7-Iron. You have nothing to be ashamed of. You did your job. From 140 - 160 you were dead on. I want you to know I'm not taking this out on you. You still have a home. As for you pitching wedge. Just what fucking good are you? You think it's funny? Huh? Do ya? You little SOB. Don't make me come over there and bash you into the ground again you useless hunk of fucking pot metal. Smacking balls over the green today. Just to p!ss me off. WTF did I ever do to you? I bought you. Put a f@cking roof over your head. Clean you religiously. Keep the dirt and grime off you. Give you a nice cover so you don't get hurt by the other clubs when bouncing around in the cart and cause a dent. This is how you repay my kindness? By blasting shots OVER the fucking green from 20, 30, 40, 15 yards away? Listen real close mother fucking pitching wedge. If you ever, ever* pull a stunt like that again I will get the hacksaw out and slice you up like a Thanksgiving turkey. But I'll do it slow. Real fucking slow. And I'll video tape the whole mother fucking thing. Yep. And I'll show it to all the other clubs in the bag. Just to let them know I' will not tolerate this type of play. DO YOU fuckING HEAR ME??????? I hope so because if this ever happens again, I will encase you mother fuckers in concrete and sink you to the bottom of the mother fucking ocean. The Feds will find Hoffa before they'll find you fuckers. Is that clear? **** this game. I'm going to bed.
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WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $4050607	Goddammit!!! ****. Shit.
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ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3811400	So , do you want to play golf with us on Monday, Sept. 27 th ? __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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09-16-2004, 07:49 PM	#12
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3811400	We could use a good laugh that day, Oh come on now, it's not that bad . __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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09-16-2004, 07:51 PM	#13
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $4050607	Cleansing breath... (calm blue ocean.. calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...)
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09-16-2004, 07:51 PM	#14
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