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Nope. Civilized people don't eat other people. | 12 | 19.67% | |
Yep. Tastes like chicken, but with a wedding ring. | 25 | 40.98% | |
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question. | 24 | 39.34% | |
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11-22-2002, 07:07 PM | Topic Starter |
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Cannibalism - pro or anti?
I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.
Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good. Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew. What's your choice? |
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11-22-2002, 07:29 PM | #2 |
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For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).
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I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party
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Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.
The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list. A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good. You know, I just don't like going hungry.
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Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........
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