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08-19-2016, 08:17 AM | Topic Starter |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Colonoscopy
Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
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08-19-2016, 08:20 AM | #2 |
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Enjoy sitting on the shitter for the next few hours. Bring a book or a laptop into the bathroom with you.
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08-19-2016, 08:23 AM | #3 |
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Bore-scope and pullover...
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08-19-2016, 08:27 AM | #4 |
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won't this aggravate your high heart rate?
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08-19-2016, 08:53 AM | #5 |
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08-19-2016, 08:30 AM | #6 |
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Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.
I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward. |
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08-19-2016, 08:45 AM | #7 | |
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I guess I was raising all kinds of hell wanting to get out of there and was starting to pull out my IV so I could leave. I don't remember any of it. After hearing that I felt bad, so I went down to the hospital the next day and apologized to the nurse in person. She was laughing about it and said different drugs affect people in different ways.
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08-19-2016, 12:01 PM | #8 | |
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Procedure is easy |
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As for not shitting right, after eating again it actually gave me some of the best shits I've ever had -- smooth as silk. I mean, I literally could tell my pipes were squeaky clean. |
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08-19-2016, 12:48 PM | #11 | |
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Now with the new stuff my appointment was on a Thursday morning at 11. I didn't start prepping till 4 pm Wednesday afternoon. And again 4am Thursday morning. So I was able to work that day. Glad I did it. |
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08-19-2016, 12:56 PM | #12 | |
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08-19-2016, 12:56 PM | #13 |
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i've had a few of them.
when you wake up, ask them if they found your car keys. that always seems to make them smile a little. sec
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08-19-2016, 08:49 AM | #14 |
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Neither. He just likes it.
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