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05-10-2010, 06:59 PM | Topic Starter |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Wendy Meets A Draftabulator
Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator".
Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together. As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW. Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town. http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/ FAX THE CINEMATIC ARTISTE Disclaimers: Sorry if repost |
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05-10-2010, 07:06 PM | #2 |
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Eh, it was only alright. I'm not the biggest fan of romantic comedies
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05-10-2010, 07:14 PM | #3 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
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Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.
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05-10-2010, 08:17 PM | #4 | |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Just kidding. Actually, you've hit it right on the mark. The dialogue delivery I wanted to achieve was a kind of Stephen Hawking/Star Wars Droid/HAL effect in order to subtly communicate the cultural superficiality and perfunctorily robotic exchange that is so common in the typical conversations conducted in today's society ... like a mirror held up to expose the emotional void and desultory shallowness that comprises humanity's verbal interactions. It's rare for audiences to pick up on those kind of subtleties embedded in a cinematic performance, Mr. SNR, so thank you for noticing. FAX |
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05-10-2010, 07:07 PM | #5 |
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BRILLIANT /nicely done Last edited by pr_capone; 05-10-2010 at 07:13 PM.. |
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05-10-2010, 07:15 PM | #6 |
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Go take a shower, you smell like french fries.
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05-10-2010, 07:27 PM | #7 |
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Bad fiction, Mr. FAX. Despite the video's claim, none of the people you're making fun of with this video dislike you. We can very much stand you. We like you. So the video rang hollow for me.
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05-10-2010, 07:40 PM | #8 |
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was that knowmo mr Draftabulator himself.
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05-10-2010, 07:47 PM | #9 |
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Holy shit, that was awesome. Hearing someone actually speak the lines that get typed on a pretty much daily basis here was good stuff.
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05-10-2010, 07:53 PM | #10 |
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05-10-2010, 07:56 PM | #11 |
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****ing awesome
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05-10-2010, 08:01 PM | #12 |
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I loved it.
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05-10-2010, 08:04 PM | #13 |
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that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen
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05-10-2010, 08:09 PM | #14 |
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05-10-2010, 08:10 PM | #15 |
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Gold. That WREAKS of Hamas and the old Dane McCleod.
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