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02-22-2004, 05:33 PM | Topic Starter |
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Man I could be in trouble....
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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02-22-2004, 05:34 PM | #2 |
remember, remember
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you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM | #3 |
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they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM | #4 |
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Awww, one of those nights huh?
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM | #5 |
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not worried about children, about STD's
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02-22-2004, 05:36 PM | #6 | |
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kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion) -EBOLA- |
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02-22-2004, 05:38 PM | #7 |
Wheeeeee!!!
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02-22-2004, 05:39 PM | #8 |
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I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......
I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself |
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02-22-2004, 05:43 PM | #9 | |
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02-22-2004, 05:43 PM | #10 |
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whatsa matta, you burnin?
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02-22-2004, 05:47 PM | #11 |
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Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.
She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!! They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !! 1. Erection 2. Kid Count 3. Bills 4. In-Laws 5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!!
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02-22-2004, 05:51 PM | #12 |
Screw U if U can't take a joke
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Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.
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02-22-2004, 05:58 PM | #13 |
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Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.
But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.
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02-22-2004, 06:04 PM | #14 | |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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