Remote Amazon tribes install Starlink, immediately becomes addicted to pornography

[Bearcat]

Oddly enough, learned about it from The Pat McAfee Show.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/w...il-amazon.html

“When it arrived, everyone was happy,” said Tsainama Marubo, 73, sitting on the dirt floor of her village’s maloca, a 50-foot-tall hut where the Marubo sleep, cook and eat together. The internet brought clear benefits, like video chats with faraway loved ones and calls for help in emergencies. “But now, things have gotten worse,” she said.

She was kneading jenipapo berries to make a black body paint and wearing ropes of jewelry made from snail shells. Lately, the youth had become less interested in making such dyes and jewelry, she said. “Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet,” she said. “They’re learning the ways of the white people.”

Then she paused and added, “But please don’t take our internet away.”

[Pablo]

I wanna get them addicted to Chiefsplanet next.

[Rain Man]

I feel a kinship to these Amazon tribesmen that I've never felt before. It's great that the Internet brings us together with shared interests.

I wonder what their most common pornography searches are. My guess are:

Two girls, one manioc root.
National geographic (to see if they know anyone naked)
Women whose breasts don't droop to their belly buttons
Lesbian (because that's always going to be near the top)
Spring break in Iquitos

[Jewish Rabbi]

Wonder if they all watch stepsister porn too

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Wonder if they all watch stepsister porn too

They’re watching lil buff babe in a Travis kelce jersey like the rest of us.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Wonder if they all watch stepsister porn too

They're into aunt porn down there. And anteaters

****in' freaks honestly

[tyecopeland]

Originally Posted by Pablo

I wanna get them addicted to Chiefsplanet next.

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Wonder if they all watch stepsister porn too

They need another hot teacher caught having sex with a student thread.

[Spott]

Hey Chief, how many k’s are in bukakke?

[scho63]

Still better for them than Broncos or Bills games

[Rain Man]

The more I think about it, I bet they're really into missionary porn.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The more I think about it, I bet they're really into missionary porn.

Sorry Folks, Thread's closed. Spear-chucker out front shoulda told ya.

[George Liquor]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Sorry Folks, Thread's closed. Spear-chucker out front shoulda told ya.

Bugger ain't gonna like this one

[Stewie]

I bet there's a lot of foreskin confusion.

[TripleThreat]

I just imagine they are either:

A: standing in a line waiting for their turn to yank it.

B. They are all standing in a circle around the screen yanking it.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

I just imagine they are either:

A: standing in a line waiting for their turn to yank it.

B. They are all standing in a circle around the screen yanking it.