***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)

**BigRedChief** · 12:32 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

**BossChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:48 PM

**BigRedChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:49 PM

There were 4 people tied with 8 votes at the time this thrread was started. So I went with 3 finalists instead of 7 finalists.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 12-06-2009, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

There were 4 people tied with 8 votes at the time this thrread was started. So I went with 3 finalists instead of 7 finalists.

Dang i didn't know it was time to close i was going to vote for myself to get me to 9, oh well.

Quesadilla Joe · 12-06-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Dang i didn't know it was time to close i was going to vote for myself to get me to 9, oh well.

If Boss Chief wins again they will have to start a new poll.

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

If Boss Chief wins again they will have to start a new poll.

I know right.

If I do win (and because me doubling the second place opponent is highly unlikely) I am bumping the beer $$$ total to $75! I will still stand by my $50 worth of burnt ends if I do in fact double up though!

PREMIUM BEER FOR MY VOTERS!!!

**BossChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:56 PM

I will jump off the sears tower head first into a thumbtack to get your vote!

**Kyle DeLexus** · 12-06-2009, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

I will jump off the sears tower head first into a thumbtack to get your vote!

If I vote for you and you don't do this, what then?

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

If I vote for you and you don't do this, what then?

Lets just say you are one of my favorite posters on the planet. I would do it, for you!

**Kyle DeLexus** · 12-06-2009, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

Lets just say you are one of my favorite posters on the planet. I would do it, for you!

Decent answer I suppose, but I like all the final n00bs so I'm going to hold off and vote later.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the bash or not depending on when it is and I've given up beer, so that doesn't appeal to me. Would be nice for the bash folks though so I'll think about it.

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Decent answer I suppose, but I like all the final n00bs so I'm going to hold off and vote later.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the bash or not depending on when it is and I've given up beer, so that doesn't appeal to me. Would be nice for the bash folks though so I'll think about it.

If you are in fact not a drinker, I will spring for your beverage if you do go. Vote or not! You're a good dude!

**BigRedChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:58 PM

I thought the Planet didn't allow usernames of famous people? Willie Lanier voted first?

**BossChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:59 PM

remember JD isnt even a Chiefs fan!

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 12:15 AM

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 12:15 AM

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 11:42 PM	Topic Starter
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $1048962 VARSITY	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 12:32 PM..
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12-05-2009, 11:48 PM	#2
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12-05-2009, 11:49 PM	#3
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $1048962 VARSITY	There were 4 people tied with 8 votes at the time this thrread was started. So I went with 3 finalists instead of 7 finalists. __________________ Mind you own damn business
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12-05-2009, 11:56 PM	#7
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $-65912	I will jump off the sears tower head first into a thumbtack to get your vote! __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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12-05-2009, 11:58 PM	#12
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $1048962 VARSITY	I thought the Planet didn't allow usernames of famous people? Willie Lanier voted first? __________________ Mind you own damn business
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12-05-2009, 11:59 PM	#13
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $-65912	remember JD isnt even a Chiefs fan! __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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12-06-2009, 12:15 AM	#14
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $-65912	__________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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