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Hungry, Hungry Hippo |
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4 | 18.18% |
Giant Fur Coat |
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17 | 77.27% |
The Duck Ride at Branson |
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1 | 4.55% |
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Hippo vs. Woolly Mammoth
Who wins?
Setting: Near a river bank Feeling: Bloodlust. Fight to the death |
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WM. They could weigh 13,000 pounds. And those tusks. Not close.
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I don't think the hippo could take an animal that large. Maybe in the water but I dunno
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Produce the fictious WM and then we can talk
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Does the woolly mammoth talk like Ray Romano?
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They're genetically engineering the Wooly. It can sound like whatever they want.
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Removing weather as a factor (Heat or cold is a disadvantage to one side no matter what, and they come from completely seperate climates); Wooly Mammoth wins it. Projected that it was larger than an elephant by 3000 lbs, it basically would weigh twice as much as the largest Hippo.
Even if the Hippo got a leg, it's not pulling the mammoth in the water. And even if it cripples a leg, it's not getting the others without being knocked through the air by a giant tusk. Ray Romano wins.
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Now we're getting silly.
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Oh, We have yet to enter silly territory. I was going to randomly draw some cards from my card game 'SuperFight' (The premise of which is essentially this conversation) and post it on here when I get home tonight to see what silliness ensues.
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My eyes saw Wooly Mammoth.
My brain thought wooly caterpillar.
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I'm confused by the terms. When we say "wooly mammoth" are we talking about the extinct elephant-like mammal? When we say "hippo" are we talking about the big mammals in Africa that spend almost all of their time in a river?
Because a fight between a "wooly mammoth" and a "hippo" could just as easily describe a fight between 2 students in a dorm at an all-girl liberal arts college in Ohio. Asking for a friend.
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There should be an official website for animal vs animal theoretical combat rankings so we can get to the worlds opinion on this and other matchups.
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This isn't even a serious question
A rhino can't outmatch a modern elephant, so it will be destroyed by a mammoth |
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