Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!

**Bwana** · 09:05 PM

So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even?

I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away

) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.

It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Simplex3 · 10-21-2003, 09:01 PM

Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard?

Frazod · 10-21-2003, 09:02 PM

I salute you!

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 09:03 PM

Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Simplex3 · 10-21-2003, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Damn plastic handle. I was going to put a bear trap underneath it but my wife thought that was a little extreme.

JimNasium · 10-21-2003, 09:06 PM

Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him.

**RealSNR** · 10-21-2003, 09:07 PM

Bwana just has a way with the young people....

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Bwana just has a way with the young people....

Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.

PastorMikH · 10-21-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him.

BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?

Errrrr! It seems it would have cost me three times as much to fight it and "win the case" as it did to resell the car for the nasty ditch pig. I resold the car and gave her the money back.......along with a few parting quotes.

Simplex3 · 10-21-2003, 09:08 PM

Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.

**Dartgod** · 10-21-2003, 09:08 PM

Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

It was worth cleaning up the mess after the deed. The pile is once again back in order as well.

Wrasse · 10-21-2003, 10:05 PM

Awesome.

I need to start taking notes...I'm loving these little nuggets on how to get even.

2bikemike · 10-21-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even?

I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away

) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.

It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Damn dude I like your style. Between the 4th of July antics and the leaves you are the master.

10-21-2003, 08:57 PM	Topic Starter
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137713647	Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile! So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street. Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away ) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work. There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs. It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm Last edited by Bwana; 10-21-2003 at 09:05 PM..
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10-21-2003, 09:01 PM	#2
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard?
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Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137713647	Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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10-21-2003, 09:08 PM	#11
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.
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10-21-2003, 09:08 PM	#12
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $5560000	Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep... __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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10-21-2003, 10:05 PM	#14
Wrasse Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flower Mound, TX Casino cash: $4093794	Awesome. I need to start taking notes...I'm loving these little nuggets on how to get even.
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