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Man I could be in trouble....
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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remember, remember
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you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however
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they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.
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Awww, one of those nights huh?
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not worried about children, about STD's
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remember, remember
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kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion) -EBOLA- |
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Wheeeeee!!!
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Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go.
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I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......
I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself |
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remember, remember
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whatsa matta, you burnin?
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Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.
She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!! ![]() ![]() They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !! 1. Erection 2. Kid Count 3. Bills 4. In-Laws 5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!! ![]()
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
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Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.
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Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.
But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Stay positive, don't give up
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