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10-21-2003, 08:57 PM | Topic Starter |
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Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!
So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.
Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away ) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work. There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs. It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm Last edited by Bwana; 10-21-2003 at 09:05 PM.. |
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10-21-2003, 09:01 PM | #2 |
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Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard? |
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10-21-2003, 09:02 PM | #3 |
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10-21-2003, 09:03 PM | #4 |
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Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.
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10-21-2003, 09:06 PM | #6 |
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Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him.
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10-21-2003, 09:07 PM | #7 |
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Bwana just has a way with the young people....
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10-21-2003, 09:14 PM | #8 | |
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BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?
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Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.
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10-21-2003, 09:08 PM | #12 |
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Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...
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Awesome. I need to start taking notes...I'm loving these little nuggets on how to get even. |
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