Horse Cocaine and the Blue tent

[TinyEvel]

Serious question: what happens in the blue tent?

Can they inject the injury with horse cocaine?

We all lit a prayer candle when Mahomes hobbled up after the TD lob to Perine.

Even the look on his face had me thinking it was super bad.

He goes into the tent, one TB three-and out later our man is back in and then serves up a 70-yard TD drive.

Can they do "treatment" in the tent? Andy in his presser said "I don't go into the tent, I learned my lesson" or something like that.

What gives? Or is it just Mahomes naturally produces Horse Cocaine in his blood cells and it activates in these types of instances.

also bonus question: Hardman hit that too?

[Megatron96]

What is horse cocaine? I thought cocaine came from cocoa leaves or whatever.

[TinyEvel]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

What is horse cocaine? I thought cocaine came from cocoa leaves or whatever.

it's a made-up name for whatever they give race horses to make them go.

See also, Red Dead Redemption. I think they call it Horse Stimulant in the game.

But I've been pimpin' the mythological horse cocaine in threads for a few years.

BRRRRRRRRRR!

[Mephistopheles Janx]

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

it's a made-up name for whatever they give race horses to make them go.

That stuff is called Lasix. The only reason I know is because I do instant replay for sporting events as a side gig and one of the jobs I'm regularly hired for is a race track.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx

That stuff is called Lasix. The only reason I know is because I do instant replay for sporting events as a side gig and one of the jobs I'm regularly hired for is a race track.

Lasix (furosemide) is a diuretic, not a stimulant.

[wazu]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Lasix (furosemide) is a diuretic, not a stimulant.

Yes, which can cause horses to lose 20-30 pounds if given before a race. It also protects the horse from the damage it does to it's heart when over-exerting itself. Thanks to this thread I went all down this dark road.

https://www.courier-journal.com/stor...ed/3495967002/

[Mephistopheles Janx]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Lasix (furosemide) is a diuretic, not a stimulant.

Lasix (furosemide) is a medication routinely used to prevent lung bleeding in horses with exercise-induced pulmonary hemorrhage (EIPH).

This bleeding disorder is prevalent in racehorses following bouts of high-intensity exercise. Veterinarians often recommend treating with Lasix on race days to minimize the risk of bleeding, with a reported 74.2% of racehorses in North America using the drug. [28]

Horses on Lasix have faster race times and earn more money over their career than horses not on the drug. [28] However, controversy surrounds the widespread use of Lasix in the racing industry.


While research shows that furosemide is an effective treatment for “bleeders,” some argue it should be banned as a performance-enhancing agent. This drug is also potent diuretic with a risk of side effects if it is not used properly.

https://madbarn.com/lasix-for-horses/

[Mephistopheles Janx]

Wait... you bring up a very interesting thing here.

HORSE COCAINE?!?!?!

Ummm, you got a guy?

[PatMahomesIsGod]

Oh, they get numbing agents in the blue tent for sure.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Serious question: what happens in the blue tent?

Can they inject the injury with horse cocaine?

We all lit a prayer candle when Mahomes hobbled up after the TD lob to Perine.

Even the look on his face had me thinking it was super bad.

He goes into the tent, one TB three-and out later our man is back in and then serves up a 70-yard TD drive.

Can they do "treatment" in the tent? Andy in his presser said "I don't go into the tent, I learned my lesson" or something like that.

What gives? Or is it just Mahomes naturally produces Horse Cocaine in his blood cells and it activates in these types of instances.

also bonus question: Hardman hit that too?

Winners take the needle.

[Rainbarrel]

Aaron Rodgers tests all horse medicines before league approval

[T-post Tom]

They stopped using horse cocaine when Eric Berry freaked out & shat on a trainer wearing a "Kohls" shirt.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

It was Taylor Swifts voodoo black magic that healed Mahomes torn achilles.

[el borracho]

In the Chiefs tent- Mr. Miyagi
In the Broncos tent- a half-empty bottle of lube and something that looks like a miniature lava lamp

[RedinTexas]

They're really giving the guy Ivermectin in the blue tent. They just don't want anyone else to know.