Chiefs Some Things About Today's Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys Number 9....Number 9...Number 9

**gblowfish** · 11-21-2021, 08:41 PM

Some Things About Today’s Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys 9

Mrs B and I have both been under the weather. I went to the Green Bay Game then missed almost a whole week of work with Bronchitis. Mrs B has the same thing and is just now getting to where she’s not barking like a circus seal. So I sold my seats for a fistful of Benjamins, and hickory smoked some ribs on my bullet smoker. I’m so glad we had a nice day, so that weather wasn’t an issue for the game.

All week long I’ve had to listen to all the national pundits diss the Chiefs -especially the defense-, so I’d just like to say -and I mean this with all sincerity- FU Michael Irvin. FU NFL Network. FU Terry Bradshaw. FU Jimmy Johnson, and especially a Giganatic FU to Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. Buck’s nose still smells like Madison Bumgarner’s rectal cavity, and I loathe when he darkens our door at either stadium. I’d like to invite all of these nattering neybobs of negativity to have enthusiastic sex with the Preston Road Trophy.

I listened to Mitch and the Chiefs broadcast, so I only caught bits and pieces of Aikman following the Fox broadcast. Cowboys didn’t have Cooper. Waaaaah. His own fault for not getting a vaccination. Lamb concussed in the first half. Waaaaah. He got hit upside the head. Dallas laid a cheap shot on Mahomes’ helmet when he was already down, and it was ignored by the refs. Dak was overthrowing guys. Waaaaah. Maybe the pass rush had something to do with that? Wilson dropped a couple open passes. Maybe our secondary had something to do with that? Waaaah. Again, FU Aikman. Aikman was like “Geez, how is that NOT pass interference?” Like the refs didn’t give Dallas any help. CEH gets an unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at the Cowboys Defense. Trey Smith gets 30 yards in penalties on one play. Fenton gets his frickin’ helmet ripped off on the Dallas Sideline and gets and Unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at his face and saying “HEY..those guys RIPPED MY HELMET OFF!” The national NFL guys had to at least make the field refs call the face mask penalty to even out that situation. Since FOX is the NFC network, it doesn’t surprise me that they were so pro-Dallas on the broadcast.

Both teams ended up being penalized six times, but most of Dallas penalties were self inflicted, like false starts. Most of KC penalties were ref inflicted for BS unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting.

Our losses thus far are to all AFC teams. We have beaten every NFC opponent we have faced. Andy knows a thing or two about preparing for NFC teams.

Neither QB had what you would call a stellar day. Dak was worse than Mahomes. He was sacked five times. Threw two costly picks; one at the end of each half. The Dallas offense came in #1 in the NFL, averaging over 30 points per game. They’ve had at least 2 TDs in every game up to today. Today, just three field goals. Dak averaged 7.5 yards per completion. He sucked today, because the Chiefs defense made him suck today. Dallas was 5 for 15 on third down attempts.

Mahomes threw for 260. His one pick bounced off Kelce -a ball he usually pulls in. He also got strip sacked and lost one fumble. Micah Parsons is a beast and beat Wiley and Brown bad a couple times. Diggs didn’t do anything game changing. Chiefs rushed for 126 and 2 TDs. So it was the rushing game that made the difference. Pringle also shined on both offense and special teams.

Specials overall had a winning effort. Bad Buttkicker: missing a PAT and missing a 51 yard field goal. Good Buttkicker: Hitting a 48 yard PAT after penalties, hitting a 53 yard field goal and doing a fourth quarter pooch punt to pin Dallas on the two yard line. Well done. Very well done.

All the game balls to the defense. Honey Badger played with a bad swollen knee. Frank Clark came out strong and was actually effective in the pass rush. Chris Jones with 3.5 sacks, a fumble recovery and a tipped pass that led to the final game sealing pick was game changing. That’s the Chris Jones we’ve been waiting on all year long. Glad he finally showed up and showed everyone who and what he is. Melvin Ingram played more, and makes everybody around him step up their game. Reed is playing better and helping stuff the run.

Linebackers Gay and Bolton both played well. Sorensen and Alfred E. Neimann did not do anything to hurt the team. Our defensive secondary was terrific. Sure, they didn’t have to face Dallas one and two wide outs, but you play against whoever they throw out there. Sneed should be an all-pro selection. Ward is playing better coming back from injury. Fenton played well, and hopefully his knee injury won’t cost him a lot of games. The bye will hopefully help him heal. Spags did a great job bringing the defense back from the dead. Up to this week KC's Defense was giving up over six yard per play. Today they gave up a little over four yards per play to the number one offense in the NFL. Well done and sorely needed.

OK, so the Bills lose. The Faid loses. The Tits lose to the lowly Houston Texans. Ravens barely squeak by Da Bearsss. And at the time of this writing the Bolts are barely winning over Pittsburgh. It will be nice to have a Thanksgiving bye, then come back to work with the bumps and bruises healed and preparing for the final stretch run against the rest of the AFC West.

Big important win today. Style points don’t matter and we never EVER apologize for winning. I hope you all have a safe and tasty Thanksgiving. Mr. Doggity is smoking a giant turkey for me that they gave me at work. So I plan to enjoy watching Thanksgiving Day football and going into a turkey coma. All the best to you and yours from Mrs. B, the Blowfish kitties and yours truly.

Game highlights are here:

Chiefspants · 11-21-2021, 08:43 PM

IN!!!

ping2000 · 11-21-2021, 08:45 PM

Nice! Good read!

Rainbarrel · 11-21-2021, 08:46 PM

Buck was hoping to scissor the top of the arch tonight.

**Easy 6** · 11-21-2021, 08:48 PM

Best things of the year, bar none

Refs, Aikman, Buck... get ****ed

eDave · 11-21-2021, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Best things of the year, bar none

Refs, Aikman, Buck... get ****ed

It felt like the refs gave up on throwing the game towards the 2nd half of the 3rd.

Beef Supreme · 11-21-2021, 08:53 PM

Joe Buck yourself, Troy Aikman.

Tribesman · 11-21-2021, 08:54 PM

Excellent write up (as always).

Enjoyed watching this one. The D played lights out! Wow! I hope the offense will keep trending up, which I think they will.

siberian khatru · 11-21-2021, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Style points don’t matter and we never EVER apologize for winning.

Amen

Halfcan · 11-21-2021, 08:56 PM

Another great write-up!

**Easy 6** · 11-21-2021, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave

It felt like the refs gave up on throwing the game towards the 2nd half of the 3rd.

Cowboys lost, but it wasn't for lack of effort by the refs

siberian khatru · 11-21-2021, 08:57 PM

Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving, George.

Rasputin · 11-21-2021, 08:58 PM

Troy Aikman should be blasted in social media for his biass calls and saying good no call when the defender smacked Mahomes right in the facemask. How the **** was that not called. Then a blatant late hit on Mahomes not called but anything Chiefs did Aikman would cry about. **** you Aikman and Joe Buck you can **** off too. They are the worst two commentators put together in all of sports. **** you FOX network.

TwistedChief · 11-21-2021, 09:00 PM

We needed that, buddy. The bye comes at a great time, and hopefully the team can pick up where it left off.

Rasputin · 11-21-2021, 09:00 PM

Is this the first NFL game that Patrick didn't throw a TD in his NFL career?

11-21-2021, 08:41 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16956178 VARSITY	Some Things About Today's Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys Number 9....Number 9...Number 9 Some Things About Today’s Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys 9 Mrs B and I have both been under the weather. I went to the Green Bay Game then missed almost a whole week of work with Bronchitis. Mrs B has the same thing and is just now getting to where she’s not barking like a circus seal. So I sold my seats for a fistful of Benjamins, and hickory smoked some ribs on my bullet smoker. I’m so glad we had a nice day, so that weather wasn’t an issue for the game. All week long I’ve had to listen to all the national pundits diss the Chiefs -especially the defense-, so I’d just like to say -and I mean this with all sincerity- FU Michael Irvin. FU NFL Network. FU Terry Bradshaw. FU Jimmy Johnson, and especially a Giganatic FU to Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. Buck’s nose still smells like Madison Bumgarner’s rectal cavity, and I loathe when he darkens our door at either stadium. I’d like to invite all of these nattering neybobs of negativity to have enthusiastic sex with the Preston Road Trophy. I listened to Mitch and the Chiefs broadcast, so I only caught bits and pieces of Aikman following the Fox broadcast. Cowboys didn’t have Cooper. Waaaaah. His own fault for not getting a vaccination. Lamb concussed in the first half. Waaaaah. He got hit upside the head. Dallas laid a cheap shot on Mahomes’ helmet when he was already down, and it was ignored by the refs. Dak was overthrowing guys. Waaaaah. Maybe the pass rush had something to do with that? Wilson dropped a couple open passes. Maybe our secondary had something to do with that? Waaaah. Again, FU Aikman. Aikman was like “Geez, how is that NOT pass interference?” Like the refs didn’t give Dallas any help. CEH gets an unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at the Cowboys Defense. Trey Smith gets 30 yards in penalties on one play. Fenton gets his frickin’ helmet ripped off on the Dallas Sideline and gets and Unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at his face and saying “HEY..those guys RIPPED MY HELMET OFF!” The national NFL guys had to at least make the field refs call the face mask penalty to even out that situation. Since FOX is the NFC network, it doesn’t surprise me that they were so pro-Dallas on the broadcast. Both teams ended up being penalized six times, but most of Dallas penalties were self inflicted, like false starts. Most of KC penalties were ref inflicted for BS unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting. Our losses thus far are to all AFC teams. We have beaten every NFC opponent we have faced. Andy knows a thing or two about preparing for NFC teams. Neither QB had what you would call a stellar day. Dak was worse than Mahomes. He was sacked five times. Threw two costly picks; one at the end of each half. The Dallas offense came in #1 in the NFL, averaging over 30 points per game. They’ve had at least 2 TDs in every game up to today. Today, just three field goals. Dak averaged 7.5 yards per completion. He sucked today, because the Chiefs defense made him suck today. Dallas was 5 for 15 on third down attempts. Mahomes threw for 260. His one pick bounced off Kelce -a ball he usually pulls in. He also got strip sacked and lost one fumble. Micah Parsons is a beast and beat Wiley and Brown bad a couple times. Diggs didn’t do anything game changing. Chiefs rushed for 126 and 2 TDs. So it was the rushing game that made the difference. Pringle also shined on both offense and special teams. Specials overall had a winning effort. Bad Buttkicker: missing a PAT and missing a 51 yard field goal. Good Buttkicker: Hitting a 48 yard PAT after penalties, hitting a 53 yard field goal and doing a fourth quarter pooch punt to pin Dallas on the two yard line. Well done. Very well done. All the game balls to the defense. Honey Badger played with a bad swollen knee. Frank Clark came out strong and was actually effective in the pass rush. Chris Jones with 3.5 sacks, a fumble recovery and a tipped pass that led to the final game sealing pick was game changing. That’s the Chris Jones we’ve been waiting on all year long. Glad he finally showed up and showed everyone who and what he is. Melvin Ingram played more, and makes everybody around him step up their game. Reed is playing better and helping stuff the run. Linebackers Gay and Bolton both played well. Sorensen and Alfred E. Neimann did not do anything to hurt the team. Our defensive secondary was terrific. Sure, they didn’t have to face Dallas one and two wide outs, but you play against whoever they throw out there. Sneed should be an all-pro selection. Ward is playing better coming back from injury. Fenton played well, and hopefully his knee injury won’t cost him a lot of games. The bye will hopefully help him heal. Spags did a great job bringing the defense back from the dead. Up to this week KC's Defense was giving up over six yard per play. Today they gave up a little over four yards per play to the number one offense in the NFL. Well done and sorely needed. OK, so the Bills lose. The Faid loses. The Tits lose to the lowly Houston Texans. Ravens barely squeak by Da Bearsss. And at the time of this writing the Bolts are barely winning over Pittsburgh. It will be nice to have a Thanksgiving bye, then come back to work with the bumps and bruises healed and preparing for the final stretch run against the rest of the AFC West. Big important win today. Style points don’t matter and we never EVER apologize for winning. I hope you all have a safe and tasty Thanksgiving. Mr. Doggity is smoking a giant turkey for me that they gave me at work. So I plan to enjoy watching Thanksgiving Day football and going into a turkey coma. All the best to you and yours from Mrs. B, the Blowfish kitties and yours truly. Game highlights are here:
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