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Are you ready to Rumble?
Join Date: Apr 2006
Casino cash: $-1238759
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Cops don't really do anything anymore. You have to wait until its a murder or a rape for them to do anything.
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1660644
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They make handguns for situations like this
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The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a.
Casino cash: $-1999100
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Give him some gun love. Defending your castle.
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Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
Casino cash: $-597600
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He was probably there looking for your mom.
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2360000
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JUNGLE LAW
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#7 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-982442
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I wasn't going to shoot him but I'd be lying if the though of taking the Louisville slugger didn't cross my mind. He's not worth going to jail over but I was curious what constitutes as legal defense I tried to look it up on Google. This seems way more than just a homeless man trying to find shelter especially with how he's acted towards women. The gal behind me is understandably terrified and it's rather frustrating the police just kind of stand by
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-982442
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#9 |
Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-744116
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You can do something to help him release his sexual tension.
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-1358100
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Dress up as a cop and threaten him. If he doesn't leave, beat the shit out of him.
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Helena, MT
Casino cash: $1368849
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I can't wait for the follow up and thread: "how do I get a homeless guy to pay my medical bills after he beat my ass with a baseball bat"
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#12 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-452449
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Step 1. Make sure there are no security cameras in the area.
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1660644
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Yeah they’re not going to do anything until he commits a real crime aside from loitering. Just bust his legs up with a tire iron and tell him you’ll paint your patio with his brains if you ever see him around here again.
And if he’s a homeless black dude he’s not going to the cops. Threaten him or give him a light beating and you’ll all feel better and one of the chicks might suck your dick for being apartment hero. |
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#14 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $-1391756
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Can’t rape the willing
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Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-744116
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