Poop The economy is so bad...

**alnorth** · 11-23-2009, 10:06 PM

... that even drunk beggars are giving only a half-hearted effort.

I was topping off my gas tank and walking into the store to pay when I was approached by an obviously drunk guy who wanted money. OK, this'll be good, what's the sob story? He wanted a few dollars to help pay for his dog's operation.

heh... ok, think about that one. That story is so stupid, he wouldnt have done much better than if he just flat-out said "I'm broke and really need a drink, can you help me get a beer?" I passed.

A "dogs operation" isnt a few dollars, more like hundreds if your lucky, or thousands if your not. Raising money for that would involve hitting up family, or maybe donation cans at half the stores in the neighborhood. That story was so unbelievable, it was like he wasnt really trying anymore. Fewer people might be giving money out, so what the hell.

**Rain Man** · 11-23-2009, 10:30 PM

Maybe he's done an actuarial-type analysis and determined that he'll get turned down by most people, but will eventually find one kind-hearted animal lover who'll give him a thousand bucks, thereby resulting in a greater dollars per panhandling hour wage rate.

WhitiE · 11-23-2009, 10:33 PM

theres a bum in either KC or Lawrence that says "can you spare some change? i need to make a down payment on a cheese burger"

Chief Faithful · 11-24-2009, 10:50 AM

My favorite beggers are the kids that cross the parking lot from the low income housing near Comiskey Park (US Cellular Field) after a White Sox game to ask for money so they can catch a cab ride home.

jjjayb · 11-24-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by WhitiE

theres a bum in either KC or Lawrence that says "can you spare some change? i need to make a down payment on a cheese burger"

He used to hang out outside of the McDonalds at the Plaza. We exchanged words after I told him to get a job.

KCUnited · 11-24-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by WhitiE

theres a bum in either KC or Lawrence that says "can you spare some change? i need to make a down payment on a cheese burger"

Stop in Dave's Stagecoach around 6 oclock and find out what that down payment really went to. All in all, he's not a bad guy though, at least once he got rid of his Denver coat.

Demonpenz · 11-24-2009, 10:55 AM

that guy who asked for a cheeseburger one time said Royals suck go cards to me after i didn't give him money . I couldn't have that on my watch so I made him say GO ROYALS as loud as he could if I gave him a dollar.

Fish · 11-24-2009, 11:04 AM

Why do you hate puppies?

Farewell Rosco... alnorth can't spare a buck... you were a good pup....

RJ · 11-24-2009, 11:54 AM

The guys who tell the truth are the ones who get my spare change. I can tolerate a drunk, but I can't stand a liar.

**alnorth** · 11-24-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

Why do you hate puppies?

Farewell Rosco... alnorth can't spare a buck... you were a good pup....

That puppy doesn't look like he'd make it anyway.

**gblowfish** · 11-24-2009, 12:22 PM

It seems like every exit ramp in KC now is beggar infested. They beg during rush hour morning and night. Here's a story from about a year ago about beggars in Houston. You can average $30,000 to $60,000 a year tax free (guys who use wheelchairs make more green). Who needs college and paying back those pesky student loans? Just get a second hand wheelchair, work three hours in the AM rush, 2 hours in the PM rush, and go home!
Link to story:
http://blog.hostgator.com/2007/11/28...omes-homeless/

rageeumr · 11-24-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WhitiE

theres a bum in either KC or Lawrence that says "can you spare some change? i need to make a down payment on a cheese burger"

That dude pissed me off one time because I walked past him and actually gave him a couple bucks (not my usual MO), then I walked back by not 10 minutes later and he hit me up again, completely oblivious to the fact that I had already given. If that's all the appreciation he has.... **** him. I bet I've seen him 10 or 15 times since then and just laughed.

**Bearcat** · 11-24-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Stop in Dave's Stagecoach around 6 oclock and find out what that down payment really went to. All in all, he's not a bad guy though, at least once he got rid of his Denver coat.

Eh... he was passing out flyers for the Chili Shack (or whatever it's called) one day, and he practically shoved one into my chest as I was on my phone and happened to be looking away from him. I pushed his arm away, obviously not only because I didn't want one. I was wearing a Chiefs shirt, and as I walked into a building, he started screaming "CHIIEEEEFFFSS SUUUCK! GO BROOONCOOOSS!!!!"

I wanted to ask him if he got good reception under the bridge (I've always wondered if it's true that he lives in an apartment or house on the Plaza). He can die in an AIDS fire for all I care.

**Bearcat** · 11-24-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

It seems like every exit ramp in KC now is beggar infested. They beg during rush hour morning and night. Here's a story from about a year ago about beggars in Houston. You can average $30,0000 to $60,000 a year tax free (guys who use wheelchairs make more green). Who needs college and paying back those pesky student loans? Just get a second hand wheelchair, work three hours in the AM rush, 2 hours in the PM rush, and go home!
Link to story:
http://blog.hostgator.com/2007/11/28...omes-homeless/

Atlanta has meters that you can donate to instead of giving money to the homeless. The ones I saw in Atlanta aren't at all convenient, so I'm not surprised they don't bring in a lot of money.

wutamess · 11-24-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth

A "dogs operation" isnt a few dollars, more like hundreds if your lucky, or thousands if your not.

YOU'RE!

11-23-2009, 10:06 PM
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57156239	The economy is so bad... ... that even drunk beggars are giving only a half-hearted effort. I was topping off my gas tank and walking into the store to pay when I was approached by an obviously drunk guy who wanted money. OK, this'll be good, what's the sob story? He wanted a few dollars to help pay for his dog's operation. heh... ok, think about that one. That story is so stupid, he wouldnt have done much better than if he just flat-out said "I'm broke and really need a drink, can you help me get a beer?" I passed. A "dogs operation" isnt a few dollars, more like hundreds if your lucky, or thousands if your not. Raising money for that would involve hitting up family, or maybe donation cans at half the stores in the neighborhood. That story was so unbelievable, it was like he wasnt really trying anymore. Fewer people might be giving money out, so what the hell.
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11-23-2009, 10:30 PM	#2
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11-23-2009, 10:33 PM	#3
WhitiE so close Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: wichita Casino cash: $496156	theres a bum in either KC or Lawrence that says "can you spare some change? i need to make a down payment on a cheese burger"
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11-24-2009, 10:50 AM	#4
Chief Faithful Predicting Chiefs Victory Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9966500	My favorite beggers are the kids that cross the parking lot from the low income housing near Comiskey Park (US Cellular Field) after a White Sox game to ask for money so they can catch a cab ride home.
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11-24-2009, 10:55 AM	#7
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11-24-2009, 11:04 AM	#8
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11-24-2009, 11:54 AM	#9
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11-24-2009, 12:22 PM	#11
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	It seems like every exit ramp in KC now is beggar infested. They beg during rush hour morning and night. Here's a story from about a year ago about beggars in Houston. You can average $30,000 to $60,000 a year tax free (guys who use wheelchairs make more green). Who needs college and paying back those pesky student loans? Just get a second hand wheelchair, work three hours in the AM rush, 2 hours in the PM rush, and go home! Link to story: http://blog.hostgator.com/2007/11/28...omes-homeless/ Last edited by gblowfish; 11-24-2009 at 01:01 PM..
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