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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Stop It Or You'll Go Blind!
https://www.lakeexpo.com/news/crime/...48284ec03.html
OSAGE BEACH, Mo. — A 29-year-old Osage Beach man is behind bars after authorities say he masturbated in a local eye-care facility and ejaculated on an employee. According to the Camden County prosecutor’s office, officers responded to a call to the eye-care facility and spoke with an employee of the business. That person reportedly stated the suspect, Julian Hughes Rowland, had been sweaty and shaking his leg, when the employee felt wetness on her pants leg and asked if Rowland had vomited. Then the employee realized Rowland had been masturbating and had gotten seminal fluid on her, according to the report. Police say Rowland admitted to what had occurred. Prosecutors requested a no bond warrant on Rowland as he is currently on bond in Pulaski county awaiting trial for forcible rape and two counts of statutory sodomy. Rowland is currently being held on a no bond warrant. |
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The last paragraph makes me wish this **** would get his balls cut off.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Something vomited at least...
P. S. Surprised GB didn't name the thread "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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Jerry Dewayne Williams was sentenced to life for stealing a slice of pizza.
Goes to show you how ****ed up the justice system is.
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"Think BOOM!"
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Forcible rape and sodomy?
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I guess we can substitute Ozark for Florida. It might even be worse because it is not reported as much.
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My Mamma Says
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Hope he's not a CP member...
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SFC... Stay ****ing Calm.. |
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DONGTARD "Trump's going to lose, perhaps badly." |
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In Search of a Life
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Who hasn’t masturbated in an eye care facility before?
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made. |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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He thought he was in the old one eyed willie care facility
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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Hand Job reincarnated?
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I had sex in one 25 years ago, with my wife, in my brother in laws office, in an eye clinic, long before it was cool....
No charges were filed that I am aware of..
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