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Part 1 - What's the LOWEST rating that would not be insulting or hurtful to you? |
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1 | 2.56% |
10 - This would still insult me, for I am a Greek God. |
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2 | 5.13% |
9 - I'd be shocked if I wasn't rated a 10. Shocked! |
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1 | 2.56% |
8 - I'm very, very attractive and would be disappointed to only be labeled very attractive. |
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3 | 7.69% |
7 - I'm way better looking than 70 percent of people. |
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5 | 12.82% |
6 - If someone said I was only slightly above average, I'd kill myself. |
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6 | 15.38% |
5 - If someone says I'm average, I poke their eyes out. |
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7 | 17.95% |
4 - No way. Average I can deal with, but not below average. |
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5 | 12.82% |
3 - Okay, I'm not gorgeous. I know that. But I'm not a 3. |
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5 | 12.82% |
2 - Am I really that bad? I'm not really that bad, am I? |
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2 | 5.13% |
1 - I shower. I dress nice. I brush my teeth. How could I still be a 1? |
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1 | 2.56% |
0 - I know I'm a troglodyte, but come on. A zero? |
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3 | 7.69% |
Part 2: What's the LOWEST rating that would make you say, "Hey, that's kind of flattering." |
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1 | 2.56% |
10 - I picked this only because a higher rating wasn't available. What can I say? I'm gorgeous. |
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2 | 5.13% |
9 - If someone gave me a 9, I'd be on the cloud of that number. |
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4 | 10.26% |
8 - That's, like, the top 20 percent. I had no idea. |
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9 | 23.08% |
7 - I would be thrilled to be labeled notably above average. |
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8 | 20.51% |
6 - Someone thinks I'm above average? Really? That's awesome! |
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5 | 12.82% |
5 - I'm average! I'm average! I want to kiss someone! |
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0 | 0% |
4 - Hey, if I'm kind of in the middle of bell curve I'm happy. |
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1 | 2.56% |
3 - I figured that I would be scorned. A 3 is not scorn at all. It's just mildly unattractive. |
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2 | 5.13% |
2 - Oh, yeah, baby. Someone thinks I'm not the ugliest of the ugly. |
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1 | 2.56% |
1 - If someone labels me anything other than repulsive, it's a win. |
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0 | 0% |
0 - I...I just want someone to look at me. I don't care about the rating. |
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0 | 0% |
I do not have a physical form. I exist only in the ether and in people's minds. |
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2 | 5.13% |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 39. You may not vote on this poll |
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At my age, I'm just happy to be playing the game
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Got swag?
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I'd be upset with anything less than a 8... but I was raised by women and am a supreme metrosexual... so shit like this is important to me.
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Happy to alive after the stupidity of my 20's and 30's. My wife is a ten on my scale, all that matters.
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As long as they are using positive numbers, I'm good.
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hmm..you said:
you suddenly discover that the combination of pomegranate dressing and malt vinegar has given you the hearing ability of a Great Snowy Owl. I now have a super power. That just upped my scale from a 2 to a 4. Imagine all the good I could do. Like here what chicks would want to **** at 2 am when the bars close, or here what the postal lady says about delivering those brown covered mags. Can I have that exact recipe please? |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I went with a 3 on the first question, and a 6 on the second question.
On the first question, I can rationally see someone calling me a 3. I wouldn't like it, but I wouldn't be insulted. I aspire to 5, but a 3 is not unreasonable. However, a 2 would kill me. I think I'm definitely higher than a 2. On the second question, a 6 would thrill me. I think a 4 or 5 is within the realm of fair, and a 6 is way different than a 5. A 6 is "Hey, that person is above average". Wow. Give me a 6 and I'm your friend forever.
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I'd consider myself average......so anything less than that I'm a little offended.
If they say I'm an 8 or above.....they're obviously drunk. |
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I make people look good just by standing next to them.
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#10 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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You can’t insult my looks. I already know I look like a shaved ape.
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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We need to hang out.
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#12 |
"You like to drink?"
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I know I'm unattractive in pretty much all phases, but being a 0 would be pretty much insulting.. As in you pretty much have to be disfigured by a "hold my beer and watch this" type of stupid accident.
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#13 |
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I guess a 6, but it depends how I'm dressed. If I have on my best suit, nice haircut and all I get is a 6 I'd be sad.
If you can talk to them and make them laugh you're going to buy yourself a point upwards, though. You have to consider that. |
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I figure I am an average dude, which would be a 5, but really - on a day to day basis there is some variability - so 4 to 6.
You know, some days I am just feeling it with a twinkle in my eye and an air of confidence that exudes at least a 7. On the other hand, there a days that feel like complete crap - so that could be a 3. If I don't get enough sleep and my blood sugar is low - things can get a little ugly - and if I don't have my coffee - it could be 2 to 1 ugly. And I can't come up with a good enough story for 8+
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#15 |
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This poll should be public. I've seen a lot of your pictures in various threads and it seems like there is some wishful thinking on the poll responses.
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