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Old 01-23-2014, 12:39 PM  
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How do I tell my friend if he has a bad hygiene problem

He just received his PHD in physics but he has not able to get a job. According to him, he had wonderful interviews but fell thru. One thing I notice that his teeth are somewhat yellow and the breath is overwhelming. How do I point this out to him without hurting his feeling?
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Old 05-06-2014, 12:23 PM   #76
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So...did the dude ever get a job? Or at least, you know...brush them thangs?
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:16 PM   #77
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So...did the dude ever get a job? Or at least, you know...brush them thangs?
Of course he didn't get a job, his breath smelled like bigfoot's dick.
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:26 PM   #78
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:30 PM   #79
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Just say it. Fix yo yells teeth Jimmie.
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:40 PM   #80
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I'd do it like this:

Here's a little story I got to tell,
about your job search fail cause your breath does smell
Congratulations on your PhD
But nobody hires anyone with pee colored teeth.

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Old 05-06-2014, 02:00 PM   #81
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Tell him he smells like the business end of a Rosie O'Donnell strap on
Uh, how do you know this to make a comparison? Just askin....
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Old 05-06-2014, 02:32 PM   #82
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:25 PM   #83
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So...did the dude ever get a job? Or at least, you know...brush them thangs?
No. He is still searching. It is a lot of pressure on him.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:20 PM   #84
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just tell him. I'm overweight and extremely hairy so I always tell my coworkers to let me know if im smellin funky. I think its cruel to not tell some1 they got BO or bad breath. I had very poor hygiene growing up and wish someone would have told me how to not smell like asshole.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:34 PM   #85
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My step-dad always smelled liked shit and azz and I have major complex about smelling like that. I'm trying to get a job now. I'm older I hope my teeth aren't to bad. They are my teeth though.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:36 PM   #86
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Of course he didn't get a job, his breath smelled like bigfoot's dick.
What's that smell like?
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:10 PM   #87
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:13 PM   #88
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Include it in an all-encompassing "appearance tips" advice and impress upon him the importance of a good impression and the role good hygiene plays.

If he is a close friend, just saying that his breath stinks and his teeth are yellow shouldn't be a relationship ender.
This 100%. There's always a softer way to go about these things.
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:33 PM   #89
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just tell him. I'm overweight and extremely hairy so I always tell my coworkers to let me know if im smellin funky. I think its cruel to not tell some1 they got BO or bad breath. I had very poor hygiene growing up and wish someone would have told me how to not smell like asshole.
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