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Idea for a new Royals Commercial:
[Dressed in tuxedos, every team member, except Dyson, stands behind Home Plate and looks at us]
Everybody: Hello. Do you know us?
[Everybody, except Santana, puts on their caps]
Everybody: We're a Major League Baseball team.
Gordon: But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.
Shields: That's why we carry the American Express card.
Holland: No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.
Salvy: [pointing to us] So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter.
Hosmer: Look what it's done for US. People still DON'T recognize us but...
[Hos snaps his fingers]
Ned: We're contenders now.
[Also dressed in a tuxedo, Dyson slides into home plate and holds up a green credit card]
Dyson: The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.
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