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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow
Better hurry up guys or you're gonna lose out on this opportunity of a lifetime. Just remember....NO PERVERTS.
http://lafayette.craigslist.org/cas/3980975495.html
hemorrhoiding - w4m - 37 (lafayette)
I have a couple of bulging hemorrhoids right now and will let some lucky man take advantage of this. I did this a few years back on CL and had overwhelming responses. This time, to weed out the flakers...I'm putting stipulations on it. I want to get on my hands and knees, and have you pop my hemorrhoids for me, with your teeth. I want the pus and blood to squirt down your throat. Afterwards, you have to clean me up with peroxide and tissue. Then you get to **** me in the ass. I get to take a picture of you with the hemorrhoids between your teeth before you bite down on them. After we are all finished, I will post your face picture on CL as the lucky winner who got them.
Please reply with a face and body picture. Be clean, well shaven, and healthy. No creepers! No pictures, no reply. That plain and simple. I do not want a picture of your dick. Don't be a pervert. Send a face picture, please. |
Well this is going to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my days.
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