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Originally Posted by scott free
You only got half the story, i hear him and some bearded muslim took the guy behind the bleachers and beheaded him with a dull pocketknife.
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psst, it was one of those clear plastic knives that you see at picnics. I think it was clear, or white. I don't really remember. That second bottle of Jack Daniels blurred my recollection a bit. Also, I think I dismembered him after beheading him. I found a foot in the back of my truck. The shoe on it was pretty douchy, so it was probably his foot. Either way, I'm staying away from the whiskey for a few days.