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Old 06-27-2013, 08:18 AM   #316
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well that's good I'm not asian. That means I can drive around and look for a black friend at local basketball courts.

i hate racists.
I don't think they make friends on the court.

Just make friends with one overweight white girl and you'll 5 black friends and 5 gay friends in a week.

If nothing else you'll be 5 up on Paula Deen...
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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