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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
This is funny.
Because I tell my roommate the same thing (who is in a serious relationship and jealous of my absolute freedom.)
I had a meltdown when I turned 28. I said, and I quote:
"Dude, 27 was bad enough. 28? These girls are going to start hearing my age and just freaking out. I literally have like 1.5 years left before I have to grow up because 22 year olds will only go so far."
I mean. The chant at my ex's was consistently 27! 27! 27! When her younger sister was over with all of the 19 year olds some of them were legitimately creeped out. People couldn't believe I was 27.
I just have SO MUCH more fun with that age group. The current girl I'm "seeing" is...you guessed it. 22.
The line I generally have to use is this:
"OMG YOU'RE 28!?!"
Yeah. Hey. Question? How old is your mom?
"45."
Oh. Cool. How old is your dad?
"52."
Oh. Ok.
Usually goes right over their head.
A lot of times I do the "hey when I'm 90 you'll be 85."
That's effective.
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Meh, people make too much of a deal over age. And I personally think there are plenty of girls in their early twenties who are secretly (and many times openly) attracted to older men...all the way to 45 or so.
I dated this girl for a couple weeks when I was 18 years old... I swear, she wanted my dad's nut's more than she wanted mine...and I was looking pretty damn good around that time. She wouldn't ever stop talking about how sexy she thought he was...and he was 40...and bald....and had been bald since he was in his early to mid twenties. At that point, he had close to zero hair on top of his head...had one of those little "strips" that went around his head.
Age is over-dramatized. Considering things don't get sick/illegal, age ain't nuttin' but a thang.
