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Old 06-24-2013, 02:16 PM   #8796
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OH, and I'm not trying to be too critical. I go out with the fellas about once a month, have a few beers, and shoot the shit. Then, about 3 times a year, usually at a bbq or tennis match, I get really plastered with several pals. But doing it Tuesday through sunday sounds like problem drinking to me. You are wrecking your liver right now. Also, you never know when you are going to do something, ala jumping onto a table, and actually hurt yourself worse than you wish you had.
one time

it was probably -20 degrees outside

FREEZING

I get to my apt at about 1 AM...my friends are still out

I'm SO drunk.

I don't have my keys (or so I thought)...so I have no way of getting in. I'm ****ed. So the genius that I am...I try kicking through my living room window. (I figured this out later). Apparently it didn't work.

So I'm like..."****." So I was like fine...I'm going to fall asleep outside and my roommate will drag me in when he gets home. So I put my hands in my pocket for warmth and I find my keys.

...

3 days later the mailman knocks on the door and he's like "hey you know your window is like shattered, right?"

so I go look...

apparently I was more successful than originally thought

Yep.
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