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Old 06-19-2013, 01:58 PM   #1824
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Ask the next "Miami Heat fan" you see if they can tell you where Alonzo Mourning went to college.

If they cannot, they're not Miami Heat fans.

And here's a hint: They cannot. Ever.

But it's not a big deal, he's only the leading scorer in franchise history (or was; I'd imagine Wade has overtaken him by now). He played there for a 10 seasons or so, fought back from potentially career-ending kidney disease to come back and play for you - no big whoop.

Hell, I'd be shocked if better than 1/3 of the fans there could even tell you who Mourning is.

Miami doesn't have any fans. It's the shittiest fanbase in sports and I can't wait until LeBron opts out, Wade breaks down and they shuffle back to the beaches.

They're the best reason available to root for the Spurs.
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