Ever wonder about how a blind man knows when he's done wiping? Does his seeing eye dog bark once for clean TP and twice for keep wiping? Does the poor guy have to do a smell test? These are questions only Saul good can answer, yet he would rather make up little stories.
Funny little stories albeit.
I cringed at first but chuckled once or twice. Hootie's would have been similar but laced with more descriptive insults (original ones like "mother ****er) and cop jokes (original ones involving donuts). I give you a 519. But that's because your post is like a butterface.
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