[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by rico

Har...har...har. I admit it, though....well-deserved.

I'm chalkin' it up as a message board learning experience. As pathetic as that is. I've been an avid poster on message boards for over a decade and I don't think I've ever tripped over my own dick with such force as I did with this shit. Made some crucial mistakes that I am going to try not to make again.

It all started out with my comment, "anyone can be roasted." I don't consider that a mistake, for I still believe that. However, I screwed up that one night when I stated, "I could totally roast you." People held me to it and it led to dick-trippage. You can't roast someone you know nearly nothing about and have to stoop to the level of total douche-canoe in digging for the only interaction you can remember seeing the person butt-hurt in. (I don't care what you say, Hootie, as dumb as everything was...I feel I crossed a line and owe you an apology for that shit. So FWIW, I am sorry).

Add that shit with me bringing jokes that are "inside" that only people I grew up with would get, not to mention my total abortion of an approach to it, which basically was over-elaborating on shit and making it come off as an autobiography/failed best man's speech about someone I don't know. I should have stuck to the template Hootie and Saul Good used. More concise, pros, cons, future outlook, etc.

A lot of the over-elabortation was adderall-insomnia induced (I'm prescribed and took it that day, shut up), so that's another thing I am going to refrain from doing in the future... which is posting on here when I have any of that shit in my system.

It was most definitely the stupidest I have ever felt after posting on a message board...and that's saying a lot. If that shit ever crosses my mind, I literally, briefly shudder. So stupid.

You shouldn't let a guy with an arsenal of 3 comebacks get in your head. You're the lizard king! Fight, mother****er, fight.