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Old 06-06-2013, 02:44 PM   #5494
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Why didn't you see it? Did you read the reviews only to learn that it wasn't really a movie about baked goods, or are you just too fat to fit in a movie theater seat?

The theaters by me have armrests that can be lifted up allowing even the most corpulent of patrons to put down barrels of soda in relative comfort.

More likely you got banned from the theaters for sneaking in food. They'll usually look the other way if you hide some Mike & Ike's or Jujubes in your wife's purse, but trying to stuff an ice cream truck under one of your stretch-marked mammaries was bound to draw the attention of an usher. If you were smarter, you could have at least told ROR to stop ringing the bell and playing Pop Goes the Weasel.
I don't need big theater seats. Is that a Kansas thing?
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