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Originally Posted by frazod
Quite the contrary - she really found it to her liking. Hurt her a bit at first, though. It was almost like ****ing a virgin.
But we can't all be hung like church mice, can we?
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Are you confusing my wife with a warm apple pie, again? That wasn't blood, it was pie-filling. That's probably my fault. When I talked about getting aroused by her, I should have known you would assume she must be a pastry. After all, I do remember you nominating the title scene from American Pie as the hottest sex scene in cinematic history (after your submission of cakefarts.com was disallowed).