Pootie, you should just stick with the ones on Saul's list. In one post, he outdid every lame attempt at smack you've tried so far. He only wrote a couple of them himself, but still, it probably took him a while to compile the list. Big shout out to Saul's former partner - the one who's responsible for all of Saul's free time during the day. If that dude hadn't forced Saul out of the company he started with his parents' money, Saul might actually be working, or playing golf, or doing other executive things, not sitting in his den raging hate at a guy who reminds him of that fat kid who kicked his ass in high school in front of all his friends.
It's also good that Saul worked out so much rage today over the internet, because seriously, his wife and kids need some time for the bruises to heal.
Anyway, well done! I'll have to remember some of those.
