92. Amnorix
Join Date: 5/16/03
Total Posts: 31,222
Amnorix and I have had many battles over the years. They all center around one thing: Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Amnorix doesn't realize that Tom Brady is CLEARLY inferior to Peyton Manning in every way since, without the help of video tape that was so damning Goodell had to DESTROY it to protect the integrity of the league, Tom Brady has never done anything but CHOKE in the postseason. That's right, ZERO Super Bowl titles without cheating. ZERO. Even the biggest choker of them all (Manning) has one. It's embarrassing. He cried like a little girl when I posted this .gif:
For some reason, he makes threads on this board when Patriots players sign extensions like we give a ****. Dude thinks he knows EVERYTHING about football because the team he cheers for cheated a decade ago and won a few titles that should probably be stricken from the record books. His wife cheated on him with Belichick but he was ok with it...since he was in the closet jerkin' it the whole time.
Pros: Doesn't post here very often anymore. Doesn't blabber on about how good the Pats are as much because he realizes Tom Brady is a giant postseason choker and is just overall a terrible human being. Is a lawyer so you know he's good at sucking dick and licking ball sacks.
Cons: Wears Affliction. Jacks it to UFC fights. Favorite book is "Gone With the Wind." Calls his penis "Jack Frost." Doesn't believe in black people. Chews with his mouth open. Listens to Coldplay when he showers. Thinks Paradise is a Jewish brothel.
Outlook: ADMIT PEYTON MANNING IS BETTER THAN TOM BRADY YOU ****ING IDIOT.