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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.
Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."
No one gets it.
...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times
I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...
we were at our regular bar
and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...
and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...
I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...
"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"
(I didn't)
he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up
again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny
to us?
Hysterical.
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Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.
Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.