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Old 05-29-2013, 08:31 PM   #3314
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf View Post
Wouldn't quoting movies be classified as unoriginal?
Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.
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