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Originally Posted by tooge
Hootie, just FYI. Many of us were once young, bar hopping, womanizing, young guns, out there trying to get laid and make as many people laugh as possible "back in the day". I could bore you all day with funny shit that happened when I was in college, post grad school, etc. I'm sure most on the board could.
The difference is that you seem to think that these situations and funny instances are unique to you. They are not. Most people I hang out with are exactly what you described as the witty guy with a comeback for every other witty remark said by a buddy or some gal walking by.
Yeah, there are some deadbeats like BM out there, but fortunately, some of them, like BM, are aware of how they are. Others are not.
It's great to feel good about yourself. Trust me. I think I'm the greatest ****ing guy on earth. It's another to tell everyone constantly that you feel that way, and why, as if you are the only one that feels that way.
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Well then tell me a ****ing entertaining story then...
I told about 9 stories and had everyone rolling.
It's pretty easy to say "everyone has these stories" and then not tell them...
Give me something 50% as funny as my nuva ring story...
Exactly.
I live the stories, and then I also have the ability to be captivating when I retell the stories to total strangers online.
So keep bashing me and calling me unoriginal and claiming everyone can do what I do...
Because that's easy.
But if you have a funny, captivating, real life
story...****ing tell it, or stfu.